fred flinstone this bitch

when there is any sirens around you and you are on a moped going up a hill going so slow that you could push it faster.

(david) o shit popo tanner fred flinstone this bitch.

by tanner newbergh December 15, 2008

fred flintstone

i'll explain in this

seeing as i'm fred flintstone, i can make your bed ROCK!

by www July 2, 2003

Freestone

Is the act of canceling out the coolness of your first name. And leaving you with negative coolness.

The girl thought her first name was cool, but she was freestonered and discovered this was infact not the case.

by SophL:) April 2, 2011

Fred Flintstone

a very short "stubble" beard around 8-12 hours old.

see 5:00 shadow

I have to shave twice a day; otherwise I'll have a Fred Flintstone by 9PM.

by BJT9000 January 8, 2003

Flintstone Houdini

A sex act/prank where the male is entering from behind in front of a window and surreptitiously swaps places with another male, dresses and exits the house quietly. He then walks by the window casually and looks in the window to see the coupling. He shouts "Barney!" in a Fred Flintstone voice.

"The honeymoon was very romantic except for when Hank pulled a Flintstone Houdini on me. "

by MontgomeryQ September 30, 2009

Flintstone

Tongue piercing with a barbell.

Suzy: I'm going to have to eat pudding for a few days. I'm getting a flintstone tonight.

Bob: Yeah, you and everybody else. Your tongue's going to swell up like a tennis ball.

by Lane August 3, 2004

Fred Flintstone

A man pitifully out of touch with modern life, especially with how to treat his significant other.

Fat Lazy Piece of Crap-Get me a beer and and make me a sandwich!
Chick who Goes with Him-Go get them yourself, you fat tub of goo! I'm busy!

by Shawn B. April 30, 2003