Even(Name)

Even is a female born male whos got no balls, Even's usually steal the identity of Males named "Evan". The appearance of an Even can be stated as heavy, "Hit Puberty Hard", and Smelly. Even's can be found "Nerding Out" in schools, to prepare for a test or to find out why they don't have balls. Even's are born with balls, like an average human, but as soon as they turn into their pre-teen state, their balls begin to shrink and then pop within a year or two. Once a "Even's" Balls begin to puncture, their cock begins to shrink in inches, then it starts to go to the negatives. Once it reaches at least 4 - 11 inches deep, it stops shrinking. The shrinking creates a hole that can be shapes as another butthole, but then the butthole begins to form into a pussy in 3 weeks from shrinking. Once their penis begins to form into a pussy, they aren't worth to fuck, but their flat ass chest begins to form round hemispheres, kind of like tits. Those hemispheres can be milked, the milk of an Even is very delicious. Right when Even's past this state, they begin to become more female, they then begin to loose their insanity as the process takes over. They try to pretend to be a male named Evan, but they are usually caught in behalf of the school.

Oh wow! Would you look at that, It's Even(Name) "nerding out" again!

by Charles Darwin the Second December 21, 2022

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Not Even Once

The phrase refers to an anti-drug ad campaign that revolved around showing pictures of people in ruin with the phrase "Meth: not even once", general implication being that if you do meth even a single time it will suck you in and ruin your life.
The ad took off in the internet and was re-purposed, replacing "meth" with other things (X: not even once), generally meaning that the author of the image thinks that practicing X will lead to no good.

Someone seeing a woman's poorly-thought out tweet concerning a hot button political issue:
- Woman in politics: not even once.

by NKSedya August 6, 2019

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even 9

A term posers, like frat boys, use to brag up how many shots gets them the perfect amount of drunk while pregaming. When hanging out with other frat bags discussing drinking habits, this gives them the appearance of having amazing tolerance. When in actuality drinking this amount typically leaves them severely intoxicated and trying to hook up with some sorority freshman who now sleeps with any frat guy to get the attention she used to get in high school.

Dude we were over at (insert lame nickname here)'s and pregamed, yep did the even 9 so we are totally good to go man. Let's chug some boons farm, pop our collars, and jam some generic heavy metal.

by Muffin Longshanks January 16, 2011

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Good Evening

Orginated from an Illuminati X song called "Black Hand". Delxue, 1/3 of Illuminati X drops the following line:
"Goodevening, looking like you've seen a demon, not happy to see me, thought we had an agreement?"

When listening to this song, that line hits you, and you will understand, the meaning is basicly: sick, ill, dope etc.
(but in a mobster sort of way)

Nikola: yo have you watched Eastern Promises?

Osama: Ye, that shit was Good Evening

by Dr. Nikola April 16, 2009

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odds and evens

A game similar to rock, papers, siccors. Usually played to determine which one of two people will have to perform a given act. One person calls out either odds or evens. They then proceed to count to three and each presents any number of fingers on one hand. The sum of the fingers from both participants is added up. If the sum is even the person who called evens wins, and vice versa.

Timmy had to fuck the fat chick after a heated battle of odds and evens with Frankie.

by Matt Zthyle May 22, 2006

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