Elijahs are commonly known to be the single biggest clowns in human history but they don't belong in a circus, yet instead a prison due to their constant thirst for child sexual abuse (preferably male). Elijahs are generally around or below 5ft and are often mistaken to be a gnome or small leprechaun, their vocabulary's are often considered "extended" as there is no limit to the slurs they will use. They have a pure desire and craving to deepthroat every singular long object in the entire galaxy. They are considered to be the most racist and sexist living beings that have ever existed. They generally have a major sexual attraction towards feet which may be a result of being born with irregular gigantic sized feet which is the singular only large part about their body apart from their forehead which makes up over one third of his body (Ratio 1/3Forehead). An Elijah often spends their free time looking at horrific dog doujins which the tags alone would make someone want to die. Elijahs also most of the time have consumed litres of Aioli and have a garlic breath that will kill anyone with a nose within a 50Mile Radius. Even giving a child the name Elijah should be punishable by death.
Person 1: "An Elijah has moved in next door, make sure the kids don't wander."
Person 2: "I saw his feet and want to die. Oh no kids don't go in there!"
Child 1: *Fucking Dies*
Child 2 *Also Fucking Dies*
Elijah used as an Insult- "You look like an Elijah" (Often recipient of insult will implode)
Person 2: "I saw his feet and want to die. Oh no kids don't go in there!"
Child 1: *Fucking Dies*
Child 2 *Also Fucking Dies*
Elijah used as an Insult- "You look like an Elijah" (Often recipient of insult will implode)
by huge cock 42069 May 4, 2022
elijah is an effortlessly handsome person who is even more so attractive because he doesn't realize it. he watches sunsets, plays the guitar, and enjoys old movies. he is kind to not only his family but to his friends down to the smallest stranger. he is a light to all who see him and very hard to miss. he is beautifully intelligent and a huge nerd every single second of his existence. he thinks outside the box and is constantly ready for adventure. he is caring and kind while witty and clever. he always knows what to say and when it would be better for him to listen. he gives the best hugs and is very VERY tall. elijah is a pretty dynamite guy
"who is that tall, handsome boi with the guitar?"
"oH that's elijah"
"who is that girl with him?"
"that is sydney"
"she is short lol"
"oH that's elijah"
"who is that girl with him?"
"that is sydney"
"she is short lol"
by nerdygiraffe October 2, 2019
Hes a roblox player and he gets girls on minecraft and his girlfriend broke up with him but he still gets girls and hes only 7 and he already lost his virginity to his roblox girlfriend
Elijah is a player
by Marcus anal July 22, 2019
by Your namezz August 17, 2017
Elijah is the most loving, caring and amazing person to exist. His smile is literally the cutest thing on the planet and it's a treasure to get to see it. His eyes are the most beautiful in the world and his laugh makes it impossible to love him. He's a talented man capable of doing amazing things. He stands up for what he believes in and will don anything to protect those he loves most. If you have an Elijah in your life, consider yourself lucky. Elijah's are the most amazing people to exist <33
Person 1: BRU did you hear Elijah's new song??
Ace: YEAH I did bro, he's so talented WTF, I love him so much, he's the best boyfriend ever!
Person 1: Wow, you must really be in love :0
Ace: I am, he feels like home :3
Ace: YEAH I did bro, he's so talented WTF, I love him so much, he's the best boyfriend ever!
Person 1: Wow, you must really be in love :0
Ace: I am, he feels like home :3
by Egirl212121 January 6, 2022
Elijah is the type of guy you would want to be your friend, he is hot yet he doesn't think so if only he would work out he would see. Lots of girls like him but but he's always got this one girl on his mind and is forever loyal to her. He's rather quiet but once you get to know him he can be rather talkative sometimes in an annoying kind of way. This man likes to draw. he absolutely adores going on bike rides and secretly complaines that bike rides feel lonely and he wants someone to ride with him but he never asks anyone. If you're ever feeling down go find Elijah he will find some way to help you crack a smile and feel more like it's worth it to live. He is Christian and he stands up for what he believes in, no matter how much you might push your beliefs on him. He has the best taste in music though no nobody knows cuz he rarely shares. He loves video games but he also loves the outdoors so if you're hanging out with him and you want to play video games all day he probably won't take too lightly to that, ask him if he wants to go outside at some point. If you want to make him happy pocket knives and food are two things he will never forget. He tends to try and being an encouraging fellow but sometimes he might not pounce on a depressed person cuz of his shyness. But if you walk up to him he will not run away. If you know of an Elijah like this hold on tight to him, cuz he will be your best friend.
So you're saying that Elijah will wait however long it takes for this one girl?
Yes absolutely Elijah will however long it takes I will wait...
Yes absolutely Elijah will however long it takes I will wait...
by Aredheadedgal November 25, 2021
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