God Emperor Trump

The 45th president that will make america godly

Who's the president? God Emperor Trump of course.

by DaddyTrump69 January 10, 2017

experience

What you need to get a job but can't get a job until you have.

"do you have experience?"
"no"
"then I can't hire you"
"why?"
"because you don't have experience."
"but if you hire me I'll have experience in like a week!"
"that is irrelevant"
"so am I hired?"
"no."
"why not???"
"because you don't have experience"
"but-"
"just get out"
"no"
"OUT"
*whimpers, runs out, gives up on life, never leaves room, dies of starvation*

by in.the.middle.of.it.all! October 14, 2014

EmperorLion

EmperorLion is Russian-American YouTuber most known for making weird gaming, tech, and Discord videos.

Hey Jeff! Did you know that EmperorLion made weird video about asking Discord people to dowloand Discord?

by BRUHUSERRRRR June 9, 2021

Olive Garden Experience

When a man covers his dick in olive oil and puts salt down his dick hole. Next the woman performs oral and attempts to clean his dick and remove the salt while squeezing his testicles like they are two meatballs.

Last night my girlfriend gave me the Olive Garden Experience last night and it was the best orgasm I ever had.

by Sky Fire January 12, 2019

Esperanto

A conlang outlined in "La internacia lingvo" (The International Language), published in 1887 by the language's creator, L.L. Zamenhof. The name Esperanto means 'one who is hoping' in the language, and was applied to the language because Zamenhof used the name Dr. Esperanto as a pseudonym. Designed specifically for ease of learning and use, Esperanto is the most widely spoken constructed interlanguage in the world, with an upper estimate of over two million speakers today (however, the lowest estimates place this at a few hundred thousand). In continuous use since its original publication, Esperanto has its own sizeable body of both original and translated literature, newsletters, blogs, and radio broadcasts. Esperanto's use has skyrocketed with the advent of the internet, and user levels will soon be nigh impossible to gauge.

Esperanto has appeared in popular culture on several occasions, usually for ridicule as a 'failed project.' It was most notably used on signs in Charlie Chaplain's "The Great Dictator," for PA announcements in the dystopia film "GATACA," and as the spoken language in William Shatner's first sci fi film, "Inkubus" (Esperanto "Inkubo").

La internacia lingvo, Esperanto, estas planlingvo kun tre regula gramatico. L.L. Zamenhof planis por ghi esti la dua lingvo de la mondo, sed kun malmulte da sukceso. Tamen, Esperanto estas ankorau uzanta hodiau kaj havas pli ol miliono da parolantoj (kaj la nomero multighas).

by Andrew Broz June 21, 2006

Esperanza

HOPE ; You are beautiful and full of so much light that you brighten the people around you . You are a body of sun .You drop seeds of yourself everywhere you go and somewhere out there there is a tree as old as you , tree of hope stand strong !

Arbol de la Esperanza, mantente firme - Frida Khalo

by Stoneyspanza November 29, 2021

Past wife experience

Higher level of appreciation for your current lover from the past experience

Tony truly is the mythical Italian lover often mistaken by hippies as experienced by LSD permanently open It wasn’t acid he dropped it was moving on from his past wife experience and her ambulance front that would have been his hearse

Note to self if you’re driving a hearse and it’s on fire get out it’s an unfavorable pragmatic indicator

by Tonythetiler December 11, 2017