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eat your ass

“Eat your ass” is commonly used among men who stick there dick in sofas or couch pillows.
by Boi tat ass February 15, 2018
mugGet the eat your assmug.

Skate fast, eat ass, smoke grass, skip class

A term often used by skateboarders to assert dominance.

This means you are dedicated to the game.

This term will get you even more mad pussy.
Joe: 'Yo I can't skate today I have school till' five.'
Bram: 'No bro, you gotta skate fast, eat ass, smoke grass, skip class.'
by Bramdeman!! December 10, 2019
mugGet the Skate fast, eat ass, smoke grass, skip classmug.

Ima eat yo ass

A slang expression meaning, "I am going to eat your ass", referring to the act of analingus. This expression can either be used in a seductive or a threatening manner.
(Seductive): "Hey baby bring that booty over here 'cause Ima eat yo ass!"

(Threatening): "Bro, you ever pull that shit on me again, Ima eat yo ass!"
by Big poppa 62353456 November 3, 2017
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eat my ass and balls

Mike Portnoy from Dream Theater's catchphrase. He even hid it in a song in morse code. And he says it a lot too. I find it hilarious, and it can be used in the way you think it could be used.
Teacher - Now, you guys have a 10 page essay due in a week. Muhahahahah!!!

Student - Eat my ass and balls
by Jordan Rudess January 3, 2009
mugGet the eat my ass and ballsmug.

Eat billy's ass day

Eat billy's ass day is every june 26. Families and friends gather around to celebrate the day by actually eating billy's ass.
-Awww man, did you here it's june 26?
-Yup, you know what that means!
-Gotta eat billy's ass, because it's Eat billy's ass day!
by Raymond831 June 25, 2017
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eat my ass paper

Similar to saying "eat shit". You're asking the recipient to eat the paper with which you have wiped said shit from your ass.
Hey dude! You're an asshole. Eat my ass paper!
by ChrisD June 11, 2006
mugGet the eat my ass papermug.

Time to eat some ass

A circumspect way to talk about a surprise birthday cake
Hey for James its time to eat some ass, can you get some plates, please.
by RexViper2000 November 14, 2021
mugGet the Time to eat some assmug.

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