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''Oh look theres dylan, he's a simp''
Dylan by eggnut289 October 25, 2020
In short, dylan means someone with a large gorilla penis who likes to eat mangos and relax on the beach.

Usually described in social situations as a God among men
That dylan is the best!
Can you pass me that dylan?
dylan.
dylan by dkrazy09 May 11, 2009
Some guy: the ocean is as blue as the sky
Dylan: well,actualy the ocean is clear and reflects the sky ect.
Some guy: *loads handgun*
Dylan by Some reddit guy November 12, 2019
Dylan is usually a boy. Dylan's can be sweethearts if they aren't playing you. If the Dylan is good/ honest, they can be the sweetest think on the planet. But, if the Dylan is using you or is being a straight up jerk, then run as far as you can. Some Dylan's are ugly and some are sexy as hell. They can be beautiful to one eye and hideous to the next. Dylan's will be right there for you and sometimes share the same exact interests. If you become boyfriends with a Dylan, then you should hold him tight because they are easy to slip away. If you breakup with a Dylan, you should give him a smack on the frikkin head. Dylan's are amazing or jerks. Either way, you will fall hard for them.
Good Dylan: That Dylan is so amazing I wish he was mine.
Bad Dylan: That Dylan is such a jerk! I heard he text dumped his first girlfriend and never actually liked her.
Dylan: Dylan is such a nice guy but sometimes he can be a jerk.
Dylan by Kittyintartarus November 1, 2013
A girl who is really kind, pretty and extremely unconsciously funny!
Everyone loves her
Person1: hey who's that girl over there?
person2: Oh that's dylan, she's really fun to be around!
dylan by notaninja99 November 27, 2011
Dylan a cute lovable horney as hell guy with a big hard one and loves to make girls feel great and smile. a best friend to anyone and a great companion. a huge complement
loves it when girls email him like this dylan his email is

blaze.dylan@gmail.com
man dylan just made my day
thank you for the dylan
man that dylan rocks when you get him going
Dylan by rip you deep March 18, 2010