Brandon Draghi

Brandon Draghi is a 16 year old kid that lives in eastrockaway New York. He is 6 foot and is a waste of fucking hight. He gets abused by his father on a daily basis. His mother used to tell him “NO MORE JORDANS!!” then punch the fuck out of him. His parents fucking hate him

(Friend) Hey Brandon wanna hang out.

(Brandon Draghi) No I’m getting abused I can’t

by Big dick nicca🧛🏿‍♀️ November 16, 2018

mattia draghi

metodo alternativo per definire una cosa sporca, tipo una puttana

non ci credo che te lo sei fatto buttare per 2 canne, sei proprio un mattia draghi

by fratmcuggi November 21, 2021

DB Draught

A Beer what some referred to as the nectar of the Gods. Consumed only by the manliest of men. DB Draught hails from the town of Timaru, New Zealand and comes in a 330ml bottle of 4% liquid gold. Commonly known for its iconic logo of two clydesdale horses, this legend of a beverage can be found only at the finest of establishments. If you see someone drinking this, beware of them turning around as their penis may swing, hit you and knock you off your feet.

Random pub goer: Hey mate, what is that you’re drinking?
Absolute legend: It’s the best drink out bro, DB Draught.
Random pub goer: Could I try it?
Absolute legend: Sure!
Random pub goer: *takes sip and penis grows 8 inches*

Chick at party: Hey, is that DB Draught you’re drinking?
Good cunt: Yeah, sure is!
Chick at party: * immediately takes all her clothes off*

by Alcohol Philanthropist November 2, 2024

irish draghole

gender nonspecific goof or poof (plunko boys)
she shared nobed for sometime (basement)
with her new irish worker bee (monkey)
he got tired of her sinner hole (mouth)

The brain damaged old worker was worked to death for kids who were being abused to become citizens insane for a wealthy polywog donor she opened her viewing irish draghole to see the kids off to their uncle of bezos' fumuly, she opened her front top irish draghole to be sure they were safely harmed, and lastly she open her majicull irish low draghole for the love of her life J big box rooms and J big pockets Bezos, leader of the IRA and a bunch of other weird garbage orgs.

by sinrlifemattrs November 18, 2025