douche canoe

brian douching himself while in canoe..or in a dorm room

that guy went on a douche canoe yesterday!

by jess, val, derek January 25, 2008

Douche Canoe

When two lovers either of opposite sexes or bi-sexuals decide to make intercourse in a canoe and they are total douches.

Two loving douches (male and female) walk about and they decided to go and make love in a canoe. Afterwards, they called themselves douche canoes.

by JoeZii September 26, 2010

douche canoe on the lazy river

The laziest band douche of them all. A person who is such a douche they need a canoe to hold all the doucheness and at the same time is to lazy to get anything productive accomplished.

RN is a douche canoe on the lazy river. I am glad i'm not him

by dtch lgnd September 2, 2015

douche canoe

Basically a douche bag full of motherfuckers' shit to the brim.

We tried to keep that douche canoe from tossing his salad infront of our parents in a restaurant.

by doucheelese May 5, 2008

Douche Canoe

When two or more douche bags are in one vehicle or transportation device.

When Sean's team gets on the bus to come play at one of our stadiums it turns into a douche canoe.

by Blackhawks39 April 9, 2016

Douche-canoe

A colloquial term to describe a person who, unlike his father, would drown if he tried to make love on a lake.

Don't call the Prime Minister a c*nt - he lacks the warmth and the depth. A better label would invoke a product that is useless and unnecessary and is only utilized if something has gone horribly wrong, except this label should also have a Canadian twist that does not involve maple syrup. The Prime Minister is a douche-canoe.

by dotconnectr on gettr February 7, 2022

Douche Canoe

Douche canoe describes the personality of draco malfoy from the harry potter series. Douche canoe is basically an obnoxious and weird person.

Hey! Can you not be a douche canoe?

by SonaIsGold June 6, 2021