doof

An idiot who hits himself in the face

Dahh..doof!

by Christy February 12, 2003

doof doof shit doof

the word me n derek like to use on easter and every other day.

i have nothing to say.......shit shit doof doof shit fuck doof? hell yeha

by hott carl July 08, 2004

doof

when you choke,you doof it

your going for the game winning 3 and you doof it

by chris pigott September 16, 2007

doof doof

another word for music which is being played

Mrs Harrington: Stop listening to your doof doof

by 1337'357 person eva December 13, 2006

doof

A guy who works in retail merchandising. His job is to detail the showroom and make it look fabulous. Comes from the british word poof but with a 'D' for detail.

Hey Jimmy, that guy fluffing those pillows over there is a right doof!

by senior doof August 22, 2007

choof choof on the doof doof

"Choof" being to vape and "doof" being a dick. When you vape you suck, therefore 'choof choof on the doof doof' is another term for sucking dick.

Friend: bro did you do it with Stephan last night?
Friend 2: nah I just wanted to choof choof on the doof doof

by zhobo October 16, 2017

doof

"food" spelled backwards.

"I deen(need) some fuckin' doof."
"That was some doog(good) doof."

by peteymas August 15, 2007