Pez Dispenser

A partner that inserts drugs in your arse with there tongue

I need a Pez Dispenser to party with

by devious, kink, fetish September 25, 2021

Pez dispenser

A tool to throw away bubbles

Oh man, did you that old pez dispenser Bob…. it’s doesn’t disown se sh*t man…. I’m telling you…

by pezdispesor September 24, 2022

Pez dispenser

When you fill your over elongated foreskin with poop chunks, and pop them into a bitches mouth as she's giving your dong a hummer.

This bitch went to give me a blow job, but to her surprise, I had poop chunks hidden in my five inches of flappy foreskin, and popped them into her mouth like a pez dispenser. Then I stuck my asshole over her mouth so she couldn't spit them out, blasted a nasty huge fart, and made her eat those niggas

by Vinegar Butt Sex January 25, 2024

Pez dispenser

Someone who sells pills
Or the guy at the rave who just hands out ecstasy

I need to get high,
Hit up the human pez dispenser

by Slightysativa April 26, 2024

Cum Dispenser

Cum Dispenser/ Cumdispenser: The male version of a cumdumpster. Like how cum dumpster is a degrading term used for women (either used in a very misogynistic manner or used between two consenting individuals involving a woman who enjoys degradation as a kink), cum dispenser is a term insinuating that shooting or dispensing cum like a sex toy is all a man is good for, with the same undertones of him being "cheap," "easy," or "for everybody" that cum dumpster does. This can be used if you either want to degrade a man with harmful intent or if a submissive man enjoys degradation in the bedroom.

1:

"fuck your nothing but a human cum dispenser are you?"
"yes mommy I am"

2:

"Hey did you know Jake has a body count of over 20"
"omg he's literally nothing but a fucking cum dispenser lol"

by humanbat February 28, 2026

Pez-dispenser therapy

A.k.a. "Pez-dispenser alternative". Refers to where you spend sizeable time-periods loading candies into Pez dispensers instead of cartridges into ammo-magazines, either to practice anger-management or because you've had your firearm-privileges revoked.

Hot-headed individuals like Uncle Duke, Achmed, and Madea might do well to practice Pez-dispenser therapy, given their inherent urges to "lock 'n' load".

by QuacksO April 15, 2025

Throat Lotion Dispenser

A femal or in some cases a male who who loves giving fellatio and ingesting seminal fluid on a constant.

Man, all this jacking off and using spankerchefs is getting old... I need to hook up with a good THROAT LOTION DISPENSER. "... or ... " MY Wife, a TROOPER?! No no NO, The way she throats a cock and sucks it with such ferocity, she is a true, bonified THROAT LOTION DISPENSER!!!

by Mr. KSZ March 20, 2011