Discount Pat

someone whos too cheap to buy something at regular price
omg there he goes again buying a reduced parfait he is such a discount pat
by team produce September 11, 2010
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Police discount

Commonly given by a company or place of business to the men and women in law enforcement, EMS, and firefighters
i.e first responders
As a thank you for the service they do.
Officer can I get your $2 doughnuts

Cashier that will be a $1 with your police discount
by TheJew2k September 25, 2019
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discount smurf

When a person puts on a red swimming cap they then become a Discount Smurf.

(IT HAS TO BE A RED ONE)
Person 1: Hey I forgot I had a red swimming cap in my bag haha!

Person 2: Give it to me
.
Person 1: Huh?

Person 2: Now.

Person 1: Okay then *Hands over red swimming cap*

Person 2: *Puts red swimming cap on* I am now a Discount Smurf.
by Discount Smurf August 10, 2022
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gutenberg discount

Price tag swapping, placing a lower priced item's price tag on a more expensive item in order to purchase the expensive item at a cheaper price. Named for the Gutenberg printing press, the first printing press with moveable type. This is considered shoplifting and will be prosecuted as such if discovered.got
The sole reason to use self-checkout is to score a Gutenberg discount.

Abby: "How did you afford those steaks? They cost twice your food allowance."
Benny: "Swapped the price sticker with a manager's special, got myself a Gutenberg discount."
by Terran Shaman December 7, 2018
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Discount Dinner

A meal that has been purchased from the reduced-to-clear section of a supermarket/grocery store. Usually comprising of unusual combinations of foods, but can be ordinary meals/TV dinners as well.
"Mmm, 25c satay skewers and 98c cottage pie. Discount dinner FTW!"
by tehferalhamster November 13, 2011
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vagina discount

When a woman buys drugs from a guy and gets a better amount or a discount. The male dealer gives the woman a better amount simply because they consider her a potential sex partner and/or find her attractive.
Example 1: "I was going to buy off of Tony, but I decided to let my friend Rachel do it instead. She got hooked up fat! I bet it was the vagina discount."

Example 2: "Wow, Miranda, you totally got hooked up. He must think you're hot, because you got the vagina discount".
by R Calcaterra November 4, 2011
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Dick's discount

Swapping the price tags on two items in a Dick's Sporting Goods Store to buy a premium product for a lower price
"Yo.. is that a crank shaft?! That must've cost you a fortune!"

"Dick's discount my man.. $29.99"
by Yung Winston November 16, 2018
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