An Eyepatch Discount is similar to the five finger discount, however, the only difference is that an Eyepatch Discount involves only computer software. Stealing a piece of computer software by downloading it from the internet (or direct connect program) is known as using your Eyepatch Discount. Since the official name for the act is Piracy, the term Eyepatch Discount was created, since many Pirates used to wear an Eyepatch.
Person 1: What a rip off, they want 90 dollars for that new game that just came out for the PC.
Person 2: That's fine, I got it with my Eyepatch Discount.
Person 1: Oh so you mean you pirated it? You're such a freakin Pirate dude.
Person 2: Yaaaar!
Parrot: Insert Game Company is a rip off! Insert Game Company is a rip off!
Person 2: That's fine, I got it with my Eyepatch Discount.
Person 1: Oh so you mean you pirated it? You're such a freakin Pirate dude.
Person 2: Yaaaar!
Parrot: Insert Game Company is a rip off! Insert Game Company is a rip off!
by DE102 November 21, 2011
Get the Eyepatch Discountmug. I got my Discount Fuck, when I fucked that bitch/ass, that looked like the girl/guy wanted to in H.S.
by Sandtrap Couillard April 1, 2023
Get the discount fuckmug. Prostitute offering services at a discount when approaching end of quarter while not meeting budgeted figures and/or when facing liquidity shortages in the crack-cocaine-heroin market. Most regulators (aka sex workers union) are against this practice, but proponents of free markets say it is a necessary evil and is one of the keys to success in a capitalist society.
A seasoned Wall Street trader rides his Lamborghini at night in the streets of Newark and stops by a young lady waiting on a corner in the middle of nowhere:
Trader: Hi beautiful, bid 20$ for a blowjob.
Hooker: 20$??? You must be thinking I’m some sort of discount hooker? Ask 50$.
Trader: 50$??? Refresh your market data feed, the crack-cocaine spread is widening like crazy and the heroin60 index is reaching historical record levels. I give you a minute to revise your quote.
Hooker: Sorry about that (while running her smart phone blowjob pricer app). Ask 25$, deal?
Trader: Deal! Get in the car beautiful and be careful with my Italian leather & suede seats.
Trader: Hi beautiful, bid 20$ for a blowjob.
Hooker: 20$??? You must be thinking I’m some sort of discount hooker? Ask 50$.
Trader: 50$??? Refresh your market data feed, the crack-cocaine spread is widening like crazy and the heroin60 index is reaching historical record levels. I give you a minute to revise your quote.
Hooker: Sorry about that (while running her smart phone blowjob pricer app). Ask 25$, deal?
Trader: Deal! Get in the car beautiful and be careful with my Italian leather & suede seats.
by Toilette November 10, 2014
Get the Discount hookermug. a person who is not a close friend, but someone you have fostered a shallow relationship with for the purpose of securing cheaper goods or services
"My wife's friend Dave runs a five star resturant, but he's very conservative and we aren't very close; I see him more as a discount acquaintance."
by dean keenly April 14, 2014
Get the discount acquaintancemug. Commonly given by a company or place of business to the men and women in law enforcement, EMS, and firefighters
i.e first responders
As a thank you for the service they do.
i.e first responders
As a thank you for the service they do.
by TheJew2k September 25, 2019
Get the Police discountmug. Swapping the price tags on two items in a Dick's Sporting Goods Store to buy a premium product for a lower price
by Yung Winston November 16, 2018
Get the Dick's discountmug. When a woman buys drugs from a guy and gets a better amount or a discount. The male dealer gives the woman a better amount simply because they consider her a potential sex partner and/or find her attractive.
Example 1: "I was going to buy off of Tony, but I decided to let my friend Rachel do it instead. She got hooked up fat! I bet it was the vagina discount."
Example 2: "Wow, Miranda, you totally got hooked up. He must think you're hot, because you got the vagina discount".
Example 2: "Wow, Miranda, you totally got hooked up. He must think you're hot, because you got the vagina discount".
by R Calcaterra November 4, 2011
Get the vagina discountmug.