discordianism

A religion disguised as a joke disguised as a religion, founded by Malaclypse the Younger (or Mal-2, commonly thought to be an alias of Greg Hill) and Lord Omar Khayyam Ravenhurst (probably Kerry Thornley). Discordians supposedly worship the goddess Eris (or Discordia), but the central theme of Discordianism is a combination of absurdity and philosophy.

Discordians tend to be fun-loving--if eccentric--folks, and great fun to have a few drinks with.

For more information on Discordianism, consult your pineal gland. Or Google it, whatever.

by adoblivione January 11, 2006

Discord Admin Syndrome

A condition in which an administrator on a discord server feels as if they are contributing something to society, but doesn’t.

Member 1: Bro, Jim must have Discord Admin Syndrome or something. He’s completely useless.

Jim: That’s against the rules *bans*

by Rhenic#1889 June 12, 2020

Discord Nitro

Basically it does nothing more than a cash-grab for Discord. Those features aren't worth $9.99/month.

Guy 1: Hey I got Discord Nitro
Guy 2: And? You could just upload images and Gifs lol!

by Random User Online November 13, 2021

Discord Mod

An evolution of the "Reddit Mod", these neckbeards spend hours on their $3000 desktop set ups, parusing the discord servers looking for rule breakers. These can be closeted pedophiles due to the copious amounts of Loli hentai they watch.

Guys, dont post memes in #general-chat or I may have to ban you for 24 hours.

Anyway, back to what I was saying, I do belive that the age of consent should be lowered to 13 years old. I am a discord mod so this is okay

by Comrade Boris January 1, 2022

Discord Lurker

Someone who is part of a Discord Server, but rarely sends chats and NEVER joins the VC without mute and deafen on. These people are usually on for quite a while at a time, but you wont ever really see them interact.

Person 1: I've seen that guy on a lot, but never seen him talk.
Person 2: That's because he is a Discord Lurker

by DiscordLurker March 29, 2022

A body has been discovered

Its a announcement that plays when three or more people find a dead body in Danganronpa.

(Person A) AAAAHHHGGG!!!
(Person B) hmmm, strange
(Person C) OH NO WHY HIM/HER!
(Monokuma) A body has been discovered! Now then after a while a class trial will begin!

by Cool_Z00 December 21, 2020

Discord Packing

When 2 people get in a call and engage in these actions, Joke for Joke, Stamina, Loud mic blazing, and Picture Packing. These are roasting sessions that will usually have a crowd watching and will vote for the winner.

So you wanna talk about me? get in vc and let’s get to the Discord Packing

by LORDSENJI May 10, 2021