directioner

this crazy ass fangirl that is obsessed about 5 fags together in a "band" named one direction

directoner: "OmGeee eets wOn erection!!!111!"
me: "calm yo tits"
directioner: "wat chu sai mi wuz reeding wOn erection fan feek!!!1'

by stoopiddirection August 19, 2013

Directioner

Someone who is depressed because 18 months = 6 years, they are also very loyal, as they have waited patiently for 6 years.

Oh look it’s the directioners clowning again haha!

by Larry is life February 21, 2022

Directioner

A fandom for a band of homosexuals and are mostly made up of 12 year olds and single moms

jessie:im such a Directioner
Cory: you're a fan of a bunch of homos

by Cory Bryson January 1, 2014

Directioner

Most likely obsessed crazy retards that love the band so much that they will spy on the five at any time. It's amazing that these "fans" will do anything for them. They are the most inconsiderate people I've ever seen. Although 1D has no musical talent at all but yet the fans still love them.

Ugh those Directioners need to get a life

by BloodMoney125 September 16, 2013

Directioner

A deluded fan of an extremely bad band, One Direction. Have a tendency to be somewhat deaf, either pre or post One Direction, giving them the ability to listen to the shit music with no problem. Usually a fangirl who finds feminine looking guys attractive, or are convinced to do so by their peers.

I am not a Directioner. PANIC! AT THE DISCO FOREVER!

by NitroglycerinBOOM January 6, 2014

Directioner

A person who is absolutely crazy and will do anything to be with the boys of one direction (Harry, Louis, Liam, and niall) a true directioner hates zayn malik. These girls want to be with the boys they want to touch their skin and lick their forehead.

“OMG ITS HARRY STYLES I AM GOING TO GO ON HIS VAN AND HUG HIM IN TILL HE COMES HOME WITH ME"
“you are such a directioner"

by Ilovedogsandicecream August 22, 2016

Directioner

To be extremely crazy for men way out of your league . This word is nowhere close to being a wh*re infact ur extremely single and ur addicted to wattpad its is a common disease between female teenagers for some of them it gets worse and they are larries they happen to call 2 men their dads

“Bro i met a girl and now i am having nightmares about five men”
“What”
“She is a directioner”
“I will pray for you”

by Zayn wifey ayeeeeeeeeee November 19, 2021