One fandom that you don't want to mess with. Dont mess with directioners unless you have a death wish.
by ✌ Lé. Big. Bri. Theory ✌ June 07, 2015
Directioners are fangirls who are totally obsessed with the UK Boyband One Direction who leak a whole album(not just songs), hacks security in the boy's hotels and shops. They fight with other fandoms and hate on celebrities like Taylor Swift and The Wanted. They give new directioners fake information about them and they give intelligent comebacks at people who insult the boys. They burn people if necessary and suspend verified accounts. They stay in their rooms the whole day to fangirl over them and blog about them but only come out to eat food. Directioners call people 'carrots' when they pronounce Louis's name as 'Lewis', when they get hold of the wrong information about the boys, tell them about the mushroom joke and say 'extraordinharry', 'amazayn', 'phenomeniall', 'fabulouis' or 'brilliam'. They are the meanest fandom who make fun of other fandoms. Celebrities also admit that they are crazy. They even found the boy's exact times and hospitals they were born. They even stole Liam's boxers and they found their penis sizes. They are the only fandom that can laugh like crazy, cry and look #done within 4 seconds.Elounor and Larry shippers fight with each other all the time. YEAH WE'RE THE WORST!!
Peasant:"Ew one direction is so ugly and gay!!"
Directioners:"I hope you get motorboated by a porcupine or given a blowjob by a motherfucking shark."
Other fandoms: You insult us, we insult you back.
Directioners: You insult us, we turn your insults into a joke. We use reaction pictures and make you as uncomfortable as humanly possible.
Stupid:"Why do you love 1D? They'll never love you back.
Directioners:"Why do you breathe? You're gonna die anyway."
Boy:" They are only famous for their looks "
Directioner:"Yeah so I bought their album just to listen to their face."
Irrelevant person:"One Direction has no talent."
Directioners:"I don't wanna be around you. I don't want you in my environment. I don't want you in the motherfucking city. If I could move to Jupiter, I would but I wouldn't be able to motherfucking breathe."
Directioners:"I hope you get motorboated by a porcupine or given a blowjob by a motherfucking shark."
Other fandoms: You insult us, we insult you back.
Directioners: You insult us, we turn your insults into a joke. We use reaction pictures and make you as uncomfortable as humanly possible.
Stupid:"Why do you love 1D? They'll never love you back.
Directioners:"Why do you breathe? You're gonna die anyway."
Boy:" They are only famous for their looks "
Directioner:"Yeah so I bought their album just to listen to their face."
Irrelevant person:"One Direction has no talent."
Directioners:"I don't wanna be around you. I don't want you in my environment. I don't want you in the motherfucking city. If I could move to Jupiter, I would but I wouldn't be able to motherfucking breathe."
by Harryseyeball May 24, 2014
aliens that came down to earth to invade humans by singing loudly "bAby YoU LiGhT uP mY wOrLd LiKe NoBoDy ElSe", cry all day long over the hiatus and louis saying "i LiKe GiRLs WhO eAt CaRrOtS" and hack harry's mom's icloud to find larrys proofs but find hendall's pictures instead.
larrystylinson_28: my mom just told me what's wrong bc i was singing and crying infinity since 11am. And it's 7pm. Guess i'm not ok i-
imiss1ddd.mitam: OMGGGG GUYS I JUST FOUND AN UNSEEN PICTURE OF ZAYN AND LOUIS IN 2010 I MISS ZOUIS SO BAAAD I'M GONNA CRY BYYE.
loueh.isobviously: us directioners are CRAZY i can't believe we really hacked an airport's cameras just to watch them doing nothing for 10 minutes straight i-
imiss1ddd.mitam: OMGGGG GUYS I JUST FOUND AN UNSEEN PICTURE OF ZAYN AND LOUIS IN 2010 I MISS ZOUIS SO BAAAD I'M GONNA CRY BYYE.
loueh.isobviously: us directioners are CRAZY i can't believe we really hacked an airport's cameras just to watch them doing nothing for 10 minutes straight i-
by carrotboy.ftdt19 January 25, 2021
Someone who claims to be a fan of One Direction, but only likes them for their looks. They barely know anything about them. Usually, they like Zayn or Harry only. They barely know any of their songs, if any.
Person A: Are you a fan of One Direction?
Person B: Yeah, totally.
Person A: What's your favorite song by them?
Person B: "Take Me Home".
Person A: -.- Your a directionator
Person B: Yeah, totally.
Person A: What's your favorite song by them?
Person B: "Take Me Home".
Person A: -.- Your a directionator
by directionatorssuck December 04, 2013
fake one direction fans. they think they're top shit and that they have more swag than directioners. they most likely know them as "zain, louie, harry, niel and liam" or dont even know their names at all. they only like one of them for their looks. they dont understand the inside jokes and think louis cant sing, niall is ugly, etc. they seem to always be posting shit and harassing the boys' girlfriends on twitter. they are the reason we dont get nice things.
Directionators are the nastiest skank bitches i've ever met. do not trust them. they are fugly sluts.
by truedirectioner97 December 14, 2011
People who think they have swag like Directioners. The are fake/new fans of the amazingly good looking and talented boy band One Direction. They do not understand inside jokes. They think they are better then original fans. They most probably think:
"Zayn" is spelt "Zain"
Liam likes cats.
Harry hates spoons.
Louis loves Food.
Niall likes carrots.
"Zayn" is spelt "Zain"
Liam likes cats.
Harry hates spoons.
Louis loves Food.
Niall likes carrots.
by OneDirectionsRealFan October 30, 2011
by stillclowningforonedirection August 14, 2020