dingleberries

A collection of toilet paper and/or feces twirled around one's hair lining their chocolate starfish.

"I nearly cried when I tore out my dinggleberries."

by Busta Crevice May 13, 2005

Dingleberrie

deposits of fecal matter, tiolet paper and hair that clings to the inner crevass of the buttocks

i seem to have many dingleberrie's stuck in my butt-crack

by david richmond August 16, 2003

dingleberrys

little pieces of hair, shit, and toilet paper that form on an unclean ass

I had to come up with a jar full of dingleberrys for my frat initiation.

by Jimbo D July 3, 2006

dingleberrie willy

Picking a nice dingleberrie and packing it into your best friends ear like a blackpowder rifle.

Ah bro you just got a dingleberrie willy!

by Nick Sorosky March 18, 2008

Dingleberry Muffin

N. a female's pubic hair that is matted up with semen, vaginal juices, menstrual blood, or any other fluid.

Sally: "My pussy hairs are starting to stick together. What the fuck?"

Stan: "You have a dingleberry muffin you stupid cunt. Why don't you wash your pubic hair, or better yet how about trimming that bush!"

by mvillemuffinman July 19, 2010

dingleberry rimming

when somebody is licking someones dingleberry with tongue and lips

Tifanee enjoyed dingleberry rimming of Codies butthole.

by Umpulumpus January 30, 2016

Dingleberry flapjack

When you poop in a bowl of syrup and mix it around and then you place it on your partners stomach and lay on them turning the mixture into the shape of a flapjack

Hey let's make some dingleberry flapjacks

by Jessicazappia May 19, 2016