dickweed

A guy with an unreasonably large, throbbing hot cock.

“woah, look at the meat on that guy. Total dickweed”

by Cocklover478 May 27, 2021

Dickweed

A totally useless, hurtful pedophile, molester, and child abuser who causes pain and suffering to everyone around them for his or her selfish gains and comfort.

Dickweed: Hoanh Hon is a dickweed because he is as useless as they come because he likes to ask children under ten years old about their penis and groin area and once he is done with his pedophilic activity, he sits at the kitchen table to smoke and drink tea all day.

by Honorable Hoanh July 6, 2022

Dickweed

That one type of guy that has an ego bigger than his dick, theres always a dickweed.

Guy 1 “Fuckin dickweed,”

Guy 2 “The hell does that mean?”

Guy 1“Im not explaining it,”

by Veeve June 6, 2023

Dickweed

a girl named Juliet

Let's go kick it at Dickweed's house.

by scrodumcheecksinternational May 15, 2023

Dickweed

Someone who is so icky and dicky that u wouldn’t be surprised if they had weeds tangled down there.

“Lincoln is such a dickweed for what he did, literally a walking ick”

“David is a dickweed”

by hauntinggemini January 7, 2024

Dickweed

Someone who is a walking ick, and a big fat liar, and treats people like trash, it wouldn’t be surprising if they had weeds growing down there.

“I hate Lincoln hes such a dickweed”

“David is the biggest dickweed of all dickweeds”

by hauntinggemini January 10, 2024

dickweed

a friend who is stupid when some one is addressing them

teacher:(fake name) joey shut up now

joey: whos she talkin to?

Friend: you dickweed

by yeyebrother24 January 15, 2024