Dick

The sneaky snake between a mans legs
Also know as the second or main brain of a man

Mary Walked in johns room only to find him going at it with a sock on his dick

by Titty-Fister June 23, 2016

Dick

A thing a guy uses when he is unable too speak

Danielle:can you do the dishes
Jye:*whips the dick out*

by Whipsitout69 January 1, 2020

Dick

Verb. The act of placing phallic symbols on a person or a person's possession. Car's are especially prone to being dicked

Yo man, we totally dicked that car good last night.

by B-Hen August 4, 2008

Dick

What you should now be called becuase you actually took the time to come to this site and look up the word "Dick" becuase you are a 14 year-old horn-dog.

Dude, your such a dick for going to U-D to look up the word dick.

by Dudester2323 January 11, 2009

Dick

the Thing you’re dad put in you

Stop dad you’re dick is too hard

by Big mommydick42069 September 14, 2019

Dick

An official slang name for a police man

It is said by John, in a classic Family Feud episode, where Richard Dawson asks a question:

Richard: Name a slang name for a police man.

John: Dick!

by Andrew14 January 16, 2010

Dick

Me

I am a dick

by DickMaster696969 May 8, 2018