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zooey deschanel-ed

zooey deschanel-ed is the act of being led on in a relationship that doesn't go anywhere while messing with someones emotions. Just like zooey deschanel does in (500) days of summer.
Will: Hey are are things going with Memo?
Danielle: Horrible, he just messed with my emotions!
Will: WHAT he zooey deschanel-ed you!!!!!!
by Ivan Saxon September 29, 2010
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deschenes

french for "of the oaks" in spanish it is de los robles.
"hello. My name is Ronnie of the Oaks"
"Bon Jour. Mon no est Ronnie Deschenes."
"Buenos dias. Mi llamo es Ronaldo De Los Robles."
If I'm wrong .. sue me.
by ronnie deschenes June 11, 2008
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deuche

a person that is super douchey, like double the douchiness of a normal douchebag, hence the contraction of deuce and douche. The pronunciation of deuche is similar to douche, so no distinction can be made when merely heard. One might specify that they are calling someone a "eu" deche rather than an "ou" douche, but in doing so, this makes that person even more douchier as well. It just spirals into one douchier circle with no escape. In fact I should stop typing now.
"See that guy with the Affliction shirt, what a douche, oh he even has an affliction hat......DEUCHE"
by rgbfrisco October 2, 2009
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Denched

Variation on 'owned', but way more dirty and painful.

Coined during the Unskippable review of 'James Bond 007: Blood Stone'
Denched!
by Denchalicious December 21, 2010
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Amnesia: The Dark Descent

An awesome survival horror game that'll make you shit your pants extremely often. Made by Frictional Games. It uses custom interface with the objects, so when the player is running from the monster, he has to manually open and close the door just like IRL, and not like in Minecraft, where you right click and it closes immediately.
This sort of interface is also used on other items (chairs, tables, vases, boxes, barrels..). The gameplay is set in 1849, and the storyline is that you have to run away from this thing called the Shadow which can kill you over time, and in order to do so you need to destroy Alexander, who has the orbs which are in charge of the Shadow chasing you. Amnesia: The Dark Descent can also be A:TDD for short. It has a sequel named Amnesia: A Machine for Pigs.
Daniel: Hey man, are you past the Wine Cellar in Amnesia: the dark descent yet?
Grunt: Mmmmrph no
Daniel: AAAAAAAAAAA!
Grunt: ...
Grunt: what the fuck man
by Jannyus October 14, 2013
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Deuche

The phonetic spelling of douche. Spelling is for douches anyways.
That deuche can probably spell.
by Professor McSmart October 18, 2013
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Descent

A) to come down from a very high place, such as while climbing a mountain or flying in an airplane

B) the most painful part of most drug use

C) Nowhere near the same as "Dissent", like the moron in the first response would have us believe
"We hit a rough patch of weather on our descent, but we should make it home safely"

"There will be heavy snowfall during the descent, so make sure you keep an eye on your partners"

"Shit man, I took 4 tabs and drank 2 bottles of Robo last night and now Im on the descent. Can you get me a puke pan and some pillows?"

"Contrary to popular belief, DISSENT is on the ASCENT."
by GrammerWithAnE October 22, 2009
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