deez nutz

a joke among internet people used to signify a persons genetalia.

Person 1: my names deez.
Person 2: deez what sir?
Person 1: deez nutz, GOTTEM.

by September 04, 2022

deez nutz

A Skill without cooldown,that can be used Either for a joke,or to Offend someone
Similar to Candice

J: "Man,these Nuts are crazy Cheap!"
A:"Deez?"
J:"Deez what?"
A:"DEEZ NUTZ BAHAHAHAH"

by pinaple on pizza sucs April 29, 2024

Deez nutz

A joke that youngsters use nowadays

They add deez nutz to any sentence that sounds cursed with deez nutz

Typically used with fit ~ in your jaws

Or
Y/n deez nutz ( putting deez nutz across your face)

Michael : i love ganyu
John : whos ganyu
Michael : ganyu fit deez nutz in yo jaws lmao

by 🦆 yo November 29, 2022

Deez Nutz

a joke that originated from vine

Deez nutz is a word to say when joking

by DEEZ_NUTZ97 May 17, 2022

Deez Nutz

deez nutz.

random person:Candice.
other guy: Yo who’s candice?
random person: CANDEEZ NUTZ FIT IN YO MOUTH????? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤪🤪🤪

by ilikecheesebread June 01, 2021

deez nutz

deez nutz are the nutz of deez

imagine draging deez nutz across your face

by deez ntz January 13, 2022

deez nutz

Not a reference to actual testicles, "deez nutz" is an impromptu method for derailing a conversation, and/or showing general disrespect for the topic currently being discussed. It can also be used as a response to a question to which the responder does not know the answer and wishes to be excused from interrogation.

Teacher: "Little Jimmy, can you tell me what two plus two is?"
Little Jimmy: "Yes, ma'am. Two plus two is uuuum... DEEZ NUTZ!"
*Class erupts in raucous, jovial laughter*
*Jimmy gets detention*

by dak0829 January 06, 2020