deez nuts

A stupid joke that makes you laugh really hard. Used usually to trick people, so you can say a phrase involving your testicles.

"You heard that album by Neyo?"
"Nah nuggah."
"DEEZ NUTS NEYO MOUTH!!!!"

by nuggahman June 12, 2007

deez nuts

It's a term used to piss people off or it could be used as in your face sort of way

Guy;did you talk to them
Girl;talk to who
Guy;you know, that guy
Girl; who
Guy;deeeeeeez nuts

by William Waldrep June 9, 2005

deez nuts

1)my big fat hairy balls

Person 1: I saw yo mom eatin 'em yesterday.
Person 2: Eatin what?
Person 1: Eatin on Deez Nuts, bitch.

by Dehanglo June 23, 2006

deez nuts

Naked Boyfriend: Hey baby, you want to see my new undies?
Girlfriend: SURE!!!
Naked Boyfriend: Then how bout you suck UN Deez Nutz biatch

how bout deez nuts in your moms mouth

by Kelly Deeznuts May 23, 2007

deez nuts

Greg- Do you like tapes or cds
Adam Noel- Cd's
Greg- See deez nuts
Adam Noel- Who's deez?

If you are talking to a complete dumbass that is what they would say.

by adamnoelisafatpieceofshit March 24, 2005

deez nuts

The two fellas

Person1: Hey are you going this afternoon?
Person2: Where?
Person1: Down on DEEEEEEZ NUTS!!!

by Chris October 16, 2003

deez nuts

a way to make your punk ass feel like a chump

hey, did those guys call you?
Who?
DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZZ NUUUUUTZ

by EL MIKIMBIN May 2, 2003