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Damien

Absolute piece of shit. Equivalent to a faggy swine, deserves death. Needs mental help, but is very kind on good days. If you See him and he looks mad, he will probably put a large dildo up your ass if you say 1 thing wrong. Avoid Damien at all costs
Damien is a faggot
by Nipple231 January 27, 2017
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Damien

A boarded landwhale who hates Breaking Ben almost as much as he hates his own life. Can be caught constantly eating out, and traversing metal concerts, when he isn't selling his soul to the local factory for money to live.
Me: Hey Damien wanna eat out
Damien: Spum
Brayden: Hey Damien how about that job
Damien: Yea that'll happen
Jerry: Damien wanna listen to Breaking Ben?
Damien: No u
by Spumbag257 November 2, 2018
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Damien

Rude ass teen/kid who talks too much, has no manners and makes fun of people. He acts like hes perfect but doesnt have a bunch of friends. Only about 45%. Annoying ass person who would troll and get kicked sometimes in games like fortnite. This is all some things he does just to piss you off. But there is a nice bright side of him he barely shows
Can you stop it

Damien: no, fatty lol
by Bluecreeper755 February 15, 2020
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Damien

A little sloppy asshole who never smiles and eats dick all day. He's tall and takes the bus home every day.Damien is a dumb ass
That kid is such a Damien
by Sir willam January 25, 2016
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Damien

He is a dumb Asian piece of shit, he has no friends and his parents don't love him, he always tries to fit in and will get bashed when he tries. He is the bald-headed class clown who no one likes. If Damien is your friend run away as fast as you can.
Guy 1: Is Damien your friend?
Guy 2: Yes why?
Guy 1: RUN AWAY!!!!!
by FuckDamienHeSucks May 29, 2019
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Damien

That stereotypical gay guy who is confident as hell and is up for anything
OMG WHERES DAMIEN, THERE’S TEA NEEDING TO BE SPILLED
by ...tea March 5, 2019
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Damien

Despite the name, it’s said Damien actually does not have a long stone. Damien is known as a weak beta male who watches Anime into the early hours, living in constant darkness, hiding away from sunlight. He eats nothing but Chinese food and likes to dip prawn crackers in soy milk.
Damien is very cowardly and will often flee at the first sign of potential confrontation. He falls out with friends over the pettiest of matters. No one has heard from him in many months.
“Have you seen Damien recently? I heard he got gyro from eating too much soy”

“Yeah I saw Damien in town last week. He dropped his pint and ran away”
by Boozdog November 24, 2021
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