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DTM

Short for "Do the Math."

DTM is when you play Sherlock Holmes with your brain after a wild night out. It's all about crunching the numbers and figuring out how many freaking beers you chugged down the night before. It involves mentally retracing the steps of the evening, meticulously calculating the number of beers consumed, and, oftentimes, experiencing a moment of self-realization or mild regret. DTMing is commonly practiced as a means to evaluate one's alcohol intake, gauge the level of intoxication reached, and to potentially understand the subsequent effects on both memory and physical well-being.
DTM-ing is like being your own boozy detective. Grab a pen, a notepad, and let's solve the mystery of the lost beer count!
by RoflcopteringPotench July 3, 2023
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A person who says less and observes more usually quiet but speaks when necessary
He dtm (don’t talk much)
by Mr dtm July 4, 2023
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Down to masturbate
by Hidtm November 27, 2020
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DTM Don’t trust Mia unless you wanna get your heart broken she lies.
DTM she gonna cheat on you
by Never trust Mia June 14, 2022
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I showed my friend Deadpool once and her whole personality is Deadpool. Her whole room is covered in him… she’s dtm for this fictional character.
by Kkdoes June 21, 2022
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Your dtm

Your dead to me meaning they don’t want any you in there lives
Wow how could you do that your dtm
by Your dtm April 19, 2022
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Do to much
Bro she dtm
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