a vagina cleaner, a jerk, jackass, idiot, mean person, asshole, ass whipe, retard, fucktard, dick, dickhead, assjack, anal hole, anus hole, well...you get the point. Anyone who is mean is a douche bag.....
The douche doesn't fall far from the tree.
Guy: Im breaking up with you.
Girl: Your such a fucking douche bag!
Guy: Thanks, i love cleaning vaginas.
Guy: Im breaking up with you.
Girl: Your such a fucking douche bag!
Guy: Thanks, i love cleaning vaginas.
by kath14<3 September 8, 2010
Get the douche bagmug. Bar tenders with ridiculous nicknames like "Jazz," for instance, who can be found after work hours lurking in corners at other late night bars, wearing dark colors and ordering shots of tequilla, can usually be examples of the phrase "douche bag."
by trouble128 February 3, 2010
Get the douche bagmug. by AshHole13 November 14, 2010
Get the Douche Bagmug. | dü sh - bag |
noun
1. a feminine hygiene product used for vaginal lavage.
noun (slang)
2. an arrogant male, typically in the second to third decade of life, with an affliction characterized by offensive behavior, often attention-seeking in nature, due to an inflated sense of self-importance.
ORIGIN mid 18th cent (as a noun): via French from Italian doccia
noun
1. a feminine hygiene product used for vaginal lavage.
noun (slang)
2. an arrogant male, typically in the second to third decade of life, with an affliction characterized by offensive behavior, often attention-seeking in nature, due to an inflated sense of self-importance.
ORIGIN mid 18th cent (as a noun): via French from Italian doccia
by ACSDORS October 8, 2011
Get the douche bagmug. A man who has many trappings of success, but who also lacks a fundamental social self-awareness, and who most people view with derision for their lack of taste, humor or any real substance.
That douche bag wouldn't get off his cell in the elevator; apparently his hedge fund is doing well, and he's getting Vodka-Red Bull martinis with his pals after work. Not that I needed to know.
by Ryan99 December 25, 2007
Get the douche bagmug. tyler klippel is a douche bag
by duche bag hater October 9, 2008
Get the douche bagmug. Douche Bagged
(Adj.) Douche Bagged: When some one acts like a complete Douche Bag to you for no apparent reason.
When you try to hold a serious conversation, and the other conversationalist is totally opposing.
(Adj.) Douche Bagged: When some one acts like a complete Douche Bag to you for no apparent reason.
When you try to hold a serious conversation, and the other conversationalist is totally opposing.
(guy1)Hey bro I was thinking about joining the army!
(guy2)You're all hot to join after I did, why is that? Don't you have a mind of your own?
(guy)I just lost everything!
(guy2)Well aren't you just a pessimistic martyr!
(guy1 to himself)Man! I just totally got Douche Bagged!
(guy2)You're all hot to join after I did, why is that? Don't you have a mind of your own?
(guy)I just lost everything!
(guy2)Well aren't you just a pessimistic martyr!
(guy1 to himself)Man! I just totally got Douche Bagged!
by kamel_reds December 12, 2009
Get the Douche Baggedmug.