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double coyote ugly

double coyote Ugly is when you wake up next to the woman you had sex with the night before,and you realize in your sober state that she is the UGLIEST woman you have ever seen, and you realize she is laying on your arm. Instead of waking her up to move, you chew off your arm to free yourself and chew off the other arm to make sure it never happens again.
I woke up next to Hilda and she was double coyote ugly, I chewed off my arm so I did not have to wake her and chewed off my other arm so it would never happen again.
by Denny Bob December 15, 2007
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Double B-Unit

It's a crew of frontman Bas Bastiaans. It's the most dangerous crew/gang in The Netherlands....
Stop this shit or we're gonna double b your Ass
by Bas May 28, 2004
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Double Dutch Upside Down Reverse Flying Trapeze

A sexual act involving interlocking arms while grabbing ones own penis. The pair then proceeds to do somersaults while causing the other one to masturbate ones self. The pair will create an illusion that they are spinning on a trapeze.
Bob was injured while performing a Double Dutch Upside Down Reverse Flying Trapeze with Tom.
by Blindsleep June 23, 2015
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double coyote ugly

It's like the definition for the phrase coyote ugly, except you know that the chick is gonna be looking for a one-armed man, so you have to gnaw off your other arm.
"She's DOUBLE coyote ugly, man, why'd you pick her up?"

Note: This definition came from and idea by "Teh Devil's Advocate" (his pseudonym on this site).
by jewpoints December 12, 2004
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double dingo ugly

See dingo ugly Double dingo ugly is when the girl was so hideous you gnawed off the other arm because she will be looking for a one armed man.
Monster: "Did you see a one armed man pass by here?"
You: "he went thataway" (indicates with stump)
Your mate: "Whoah, you did the right thing, that bitch was double dingo ugly"
by Jazzz November 12, 2007
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Super Double Leveled Up

It is when you are playing a video game and you surpass all of your friends by several levels in said game
Wow, Seth! I was playing God of War last night and I super double leveled up. Don't be sad, you'll catch up someday.
by Kristyleveledup May 31, 2018
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Super Double Leveled Up

This describes a superior level of gaming. When one wants to make it known that they are a far superior player in a game.
Wow, Seth! I played this game so good I super double leveled up on you.
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