deep fried burger

When you shit your pants ans forget about it then it becomes crusty and flakey.

Look at that guy he has crusty shit on his ass! You mean deep fried burger.

by Hines420 May 26, 2016

Deep fried sanchez

A deep fried sanchez is when you clean out the the bumble fluff from your hole and inject preferably by dildo a copeus amount of mayonaese and then dip your bum into a large deep fryer whilst similtaniously squeezing the mayo out of your rectum creating a nice lil poop mayo pop which you then violently shove into your lovers nose

"Hey man, did ya see that deep fried sanchez i did yesterday"
"Oh yeah boy that was mayhaps the cleanest ive ever seen it done you know i hate the dirty sanchez"

by Snozingly7 September 27, 2023

Deep fried hot dog

When you enjoy getting shit DICKED.

“Yeah i could go for a deep fried hot dog right about now”

by shittdickpromo August 21, 2022

Deep Fried Squid Balls

When you stick your balls in a deep fryer and say "blub blub i'm an octopus nigga" and then fuck someone

person: "aye me and this bitch made deep fried squid balls"

by xvx_k1r1t0_xvx_killme January 21, 2022

Deep Fried Twinkie

The act of busting a fat nut inside your girls wet cunt and then after you fill her up like a Twinkie you splash hot oil all over her sloppy pussy.

Hey Gavin, you should’ve seen the load of jizz bellowing out of that Deep Fried Twinkie I gave your girl last night.

by MissMonk April 19, 2021

Deep Fried Chicken

Real good shit

Bro I could kill for Bojangles deep fried chicken

by JohnnyWatchesXXX June 10, 2023

deep fried cungus night

When your opponent who is marginally better than you at Super Smash Bros. Ultimate loses to your Little Mac eleven times in a row.

After deep fried cungus night, he proceeded to marinate himself in mud and Doritos.

by vector's 12 inch schlong February 26, 2023