shazzle dazzle

When a dude Colemans a chick with his johnson in her coochie, pulls out, covers his jizz-covered unit with glitter and cake sprinkles, flips her over, does one anal stroke balls deep then the chick deep throats like a bedazzled chocolate fudgesicle

Man, Tammy told me to Shazzle Dazzle, but I was fresh out of glitter and cake sprinkle. I had to make do with coffee grounds and her metallic eye shadow

by JOHN Kocktosen June 08, 2018

Razzle Dazzle

When someone is extremely upset

I got a little razzle dazzle-Money Mike

by Money Mike February 08, 2005

Man dazzling

The act of playing bass in a band with people much cooler than you while secretly longing that the world would stop being so judgmental and allow you to wear the high heels, miniskirts, and nipple rings you really want to in public.

I could tell the bass player was really man dazzling tonight.

by vickers47 February 22, 2009

The Ol' Razzle Dazzle

To give one the ol' razzle dazzle you must hit them with a little bit of this and a little bit of that. It is most commonly used by males as a gesture to females to attract them or make them feel satisfied. The ol' razzle dazzle can also be used on fellow males to get them discombobulated and susceptible to confusion.

If she say "stop" then stop. If she say "uuhh sshhhhttoooooiiioopp" then you better hit her with the OL' RAZZLE DAZZLE.

by Gianni James July 20, 2017

Razzle dazzle time

It means it's time to razzle and dazzle. And to just dump a bucket of sparkles on somebody.

Lance/Me: Hey Dash.
Dash: Yeah?
Lance/Me: You know what time it is?
Dash: ..4:30pm?
Lance/Me: Nope. IT'S RAZZLE DAZZLE TIME!
Dash: Oh no..
Lance/Me: *dumps a bucket of sparkles on Dash*

by .~*+ Lance McClain +*~. August 24, 2019

Razzle Dazzle

A sexual act in which a guy is having sex with his girlfriend who is on her period. In retalliation, he dumps a box of glitter in her vag.

Peter: Dude, last night Cindy got so mad at me.
Bob: Why?
Peter: I "razzle dazzle"d her because the bitch didn't tell me she was on the rag.

by Ripper13catie April 24, 2009

rupaul razzle dazzle

The act of funneling glitter into your urethra and giving your partner a facial.

Dan got into the holiday spirit and gave his partner the ol' RuPaul Razzle Dazzle on New Year's eve.

by Jamestown Aaron December 25, 2019