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cyanide and happiness

the greatest, funniest wecomic around, created by god herself and handed down to the explosm crew, if you havent seen it yet, then your a failure at life and need to adress the problem immediately, also get laid you fat ugly bastard.
one time i read cyanide and happiness and pissed myself laughing so hard. then i ate some cheese wizz, that shit is the mad note.
by wewillrockyou July 28, 2006
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Cyanide

Possibly the most effective anti-virus on the market, commonly sold in most Wal'Mart stores as a quick "over the counter" cure to all diseases/illnesses. Currently sold in 5, 10, and 6000Mg doses, and can be purchased in a liquid form if desired.

Warning: Due to the amazing effects of Cyanide, this should only be taken by those who value their lives and wish to live a long happy life.
"Cyanide Cured my Cancer, AIDS, herpes, and Existence!"

Side-effects include, loss of breath, drowsiness, fatigue, inability to get a hard on, low sperm count, discoloration of the skin with prolonged use, loss of hair, loss of flesh, loss of brain matter, limbs unexpectedly detach from the body, inability to feel human emotions, craving for the consumption of human brains, disorientated motor skills, loss of a heart beat, coagulation of the blood, limited muscle movement, calcification of the feet and hands, and uncontrollable bowel movements.
by I Am The Omega May 28, 2008
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Cyanna

Cyanna is a person who always smiles all day everyday regardless. is cool to talk to all them jersey shore guys love her and usually has something in her mouth (lollypops or nuttella)

out going loves ass holes.
"DUDE!!! look its cyanna"

"oh shit is today PE"

"hell yes"

"im sleeping good tonight"

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by shakeandbake345 October 8, 2011
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Cyanology

The study of Smurfs.

(Cyan- = prefix meaning "blue"

(-ology = study of
Why you would ever waste your on Cyanology, is beyond me.
by juicyjay4200 July 20, 2010
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Cyanosis testiculosis

When one's balls are blue because of insufficient ejeculation.
Call me an ambulance honey I got cyanosis testiculosis
by The LC empire October 4, 2019
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cyanne

swaggest bitch you would ever meet
eats too much chicken
Can I please have a Cyanne serving of chicken??
by heyheypluto August 12, 2016
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Cyanta

The mixing of Magenta and Cyan. Usually used towards women over the age of 50. They love this color.
She loves cyanta. It is a lovely shade of cyanta on you. Grandma's usually love cyanta. Do you love magenta and cyan?!
by The Goondog November 9, 2009
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