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Current

Describing the motion of an individual, place or thing who is hip, cool and has an abundance of charisma ahead of the curve
That guy is so CURRENT
by hmchmc83 May 14, 2016
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The Current

The new "bae". It is the person you're interested in, but it's low-key. They're your "current" interest.
He's literally so cute, he's the current.
by fab-me-lus January 18, 2015
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Currency

When something is good, sweet, gnarnia, etc. Usually used as a substitution for "money".

Also see: dollars
Denny's hashbrowns are so good. Shit's currency, dude.
by Chamby November 27, 2007
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Current Events

Board #400 on GameFAQs. Now the most active social board. Users generally fall into at least one of the following groups:

CEgals - Female posters. Rarely post anything interesting, but hey, they're girls. Lyke omg! Often followed around by white knights (users who love them) and black knights (users who hate them).

Gimmick users - Users who only post about _one_ thing. Sometimes their username will reflect that. They are known to go through great lengths to somehow fit that one thing into a completely unrelated conversation, but if they're feeling lazy, or just suck at what they do, they'll simply spam topic after topic of their own.

CE"vets" - Posters who also frequent CEchat on AIM. Generally act condescending, but in reality they somehow find joy in being considered annoying as hell by the general populace. Go figure.

Experts - Make a topic about economics, politics, or religion, and these guys will swarm in, preaching from their soapboxes like they all have graduate degrees in said subjects. Ironically, most tend to be high school-aged.

Most other people on CE fit the profile of your typical internet forum user; white suburban kid between 14 and 19, loves bands like Sum 41 and Rise Against, nerdy, and a little bitter.
Current Events - The land of snobbery, spam, and obnoxious picture-signatures.
by blackiegallaggie August 11, 2009
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currently single

Meaning you like someone, But you think you will be in a relationship soon.
Or you like someone who likes you back.
I like him, he likes me... But aren't dating yet. So I'm currently single.
by Brittany005 June 13, 2008
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Troll Currency

The currency that trolls use. If a troll says they bought something, it was bought using troll currency, because they're trolling you. They bought nothing. 1 unit in troll currency is equivalent to exactly .00012 US dollars.
"I can not tell you if you got ripped off in your magic carpet purchase because I can not mentally convert troll currency to pesos"
by monique572 December 6, 2009
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/currentyear/

A word used derisively to describe one's incredulity at some specific modern-day fact or event in society that:
1) No one asked for
2) Would have been viewed as totally ridiculous ten years ago
3) Is still totally ridiculous
"Yes, I know that bobby marrying his transgender goat sounds weird, but let's not forget that it's /currentyear/."

Person A: Did you hear that dogs are now considered racist?
Person B: No, but I knew that they would be, since every new day is peak /currentyear/.
by Dan00001111 August 5, 2019
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