shrek crocs

Aka the best shoes every

If you disagree — 😤

No one:
Shrek:
Let’s make amazing shoes for the whole word to wear (so considerate)

Making shrek crocs

by I’m better than u July 25, 2019

peep the croc

look at my friggen croc

"Hey jim"
"Sup tom, peep the croc"

by babsnrex July 25, 2017

Cock Crocs

When you put a condom on and it's the ugliest thing you've ever seen.

I was about to buy the new Trojan Ecstasy Condoms, but then I remembered when they looked like total Cock Crocs.

by jigganut March 07, 2015

croc bloc

when your attempt to get a date with a woman fails because you're wearing Crocs.

I Croc blocked myself. Dang!

by Ae5Ea8 February 02, 2015

croc bottom

When one has hit rock bottom so hard, that one wears crocs

Guy 1: Have you seen Jacob's shoes since he lost his job?

Guy 2: Yeah it looks like he finally hit croc bottom

by LNMK August 09, 2012

Croc-Kink

A person and/or being that is attracted to the shoe brand Crocs. This may seem unusual but it is quite common and is seen in 10/10 Kirishimas.

Kirishima had told Bakugou about his Croc-Kink and now he is sitting on the driveway with Fifty Shades of Crocs

by nneojbok4 July 20, 2018

Croc cock

When a penis has a hard or scale like skin that looks like a crocodile

“Omg you have croc cock?!

“Is that a croc cock?

I watched a porno the other day and this bloke had a croc cock

The condom looked like croc cock

Did I just get impregnated by a croc cock?

by Eatmyasslikeatranny July 31, 2019