Crochester

Derogatory term for the city Rochester, MN.
i.e. Croch & ester.
The motto should be: Rochester, the only city in Minnesota to consistently vote Republican!

Oh my god I want to get the hell out of Crochester a.s.a.p.!!

by Hoynga April 23, 2005

Crotch crocheting

A slang term for masturbation

When Tim was crotch crocheting Into Grandma’s wicker basket, he heard a door open.

by Uncommon Merganser September 12, 2019

davy crockett

So your loving your girl strong getting her wet and really loose, really loose (this is of the utmost importance). As things heat up head south, and instead of munching the rug slip your head into her vagina up to your forehead, like a baseball cap. the spin around so you both have your backs on the bed, table, sink, mother, you know whatever. Then stand up with your new vagina headware and ask politely for her to "drop a load" down your neck, dont work clean up is a breeze! Go look in the mirror you sould have something that looks like the great davy crocket coon skinned hat.

So I was riding this bird and my head got cold so I davy crockett'ed that shit and now I cant get this brown ring off my forehead.

by punkskyw August 18, 2006

crotchety

1. Of or pertaining to the crotchular region.

2. Of a sexually promiscuous nature.

1. Ray-Ray was experiencing a crotchety itch, so he jiggied on down to the clinic on the corner.

2. "Daaaaymn, son, Sha-nay-nay is one crotchety ho'!" said one young urbanite to his homie.

by Toochie May 26, 2006

crockett

An unusualy sluty woman.

"Hey look over at that whore. What a crockett!"

by m dizzle T May 2, 2006

crockett kid

dumb ass, uneducated, ignorant fuck (from crockett high in austin)

Ryan diebert is a crockett kid

by ai'thang boy September 5, 2003

crotchet

an old woman that lassos men's penis with a crocheted lasso.

look at that old crotchet, she's got a good haul today.

by gay-potato December 10, 2019