Creatantrum

When one uses Creatine and works out, one of the many side effects is the “creatantrum” in which one becomes very irritable at something or a situation that is insignificant not awarding such a display of anger.

"If you don't get in this fucking car bitch, then I'm going to have a creatantrum and take a 50lb barbell from the back seat and throw it at you!!"

by chickeninmypants August 2, 2006

Croatian bookmark

To take a dump in a book. This leaves a nice surprise for whoever owns the book.

Student 1 - Someone keeps leaving their history book in the best spot in the library to save their seat. It really pisses me off.
Student 2 - Leave them a Croatian bookmark in the section on World War I. That'll teach them a lesson!

by Wind Rain and Lava December 19, 2008

Croatian

The pinnacle of being able to ride a bike. The ability to play a guitar whilst cycling or do something effortlessly cool. Based on the fact that many Croatians prefer to bike around town and so get very good at it, resulting in everyone being talented enough to ride backwards.

James was a real Croatian cyclist, he could ride backwards, send texts whilst biking and had a real talent.

by Svelter December 28, 2005

Croatian Ice Machine

The act of jamming an indeterminate amount of ice cubes in ones anus and then disgorging them.

Last night she gave me a Croatian ice machine and now I will never look at a frappachino the same way again.

by Icy2cool June 27, 2018

Classless Croatian

A person that doesn't understand normal social cues.

Sumbag Steve is such a Classless Croatian. He takes his shoes off on a plane.

by BilThrillHouse May 23, 2019

Croatian Heartbeat

The sound the formation of dry ice makes in the chest cavity of a Croatian person. Dry ice replaces the standard human heart if you are of Croatian descent.

Doctor - "My God, you have the strangest heartbeat I've ever heard!"
Patient - "No, I'm just Croatian. What you're hearing is actually a standard Croatian heartbeat."

by forcedfeedback March 12, 2011

croatian

A guy serving your lunch.

A: "Where has that croatian waiter gone? I'm starving."

B: He's probably in the kitchen watching football and spitting in your lunch.

by yass February 25, 2008