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Crimp

The act of being a Simp, as well as a Cuck.
When you Simp over someone so hard, you let them fuck whoever they want.

Still giving them money even though they have someone else in their life.
Logan you're such a Crimp. You let the girl you love bang someone else, while you paid for condoms.
by Social Dis March 23, 2021
mugGet the Crimpmug.

Crimp

Cross between a Crip and a Pimp!
What it do Crimp we finna put these hoes out on the set cuh!
by Gangster Jesus August 11, 2021
mugGet the Crimpmug.

Crimping software

Basically a silly name for Ethernet crimpers that came about when two very tired friends needed to crimp some cat5e cable. The one friend wanted to ask for the Ethernet crimpers, when instead he said "hand me the crimping software" the two friends still laugh and joke to this day about this experience.
Hey man i got some cat5 here can you pass me the crimping software?
by softCrimp March 4, 2022
mugGet the Crimping softwaremug.

Crimp

A Landers guy. A guy that gets nothing right and screws everything up. A crimp.
Did you see those idiots over there? Ya, such crimps
by JustAGuy908 November 14, 2021
mugGet the Crimpmug.

Crimp

Crimp is the word used for calling a parent or guardian old
mom: Go to Your Room!

kid: CRIIIIIIIIIIIIMP!!

mom: what is crimp?
by Canned duck soup June 21, 2023
mugGet the Crimpmug.

Crimp

A word used to define a crippled imp. (Midget)
Ayo look it's a crimp
by Lilteabagger July 30, 2023
mugGet the Crimpmug.

Crimp

A very very creepy simp
"Yo bro, that dudes a crimp"
"Yeah dude, he's been looking at Pokimane in such a way. Kinda sus"
by Z3r0Th3H3r0 October 7, 2020
mugGet the Crimpmug.

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