illiterate cretin

An illiterate cretin is one of those dudes that ridicules nerds with the "Umm actually 🤓 " . You can encounter these horrid creatures in several comment sections in platforms such as TikTok or YouTube. When you're playing games, there's a chance you might encounter these cretins

Guy 1: "My username makes sense, your username doesn't"
Guy 2: "Well Insert word here is another term for insert word here, you illiterate cretin."

by uranium enjoyer January 22, 2024

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illiterate cretin

A derogatory term for people with lower intellect who mocks others that know more
They're the kinds of people to spam "Ermmm actually🤓🤓🤓" in a tiktok comment section

PeepeepoopooLover69: "Erm actually, the scientific name for the great white is Carcharodon carcharias
🤓🤓🤓"
Guy 1: "illiterate cretin"

by uranium enjoyer February 5, 2024

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Beefhurt Cretin

A very smart boy on BlueSky who is kind of cute but will let out a big juicy fart if you try to hug him, like at all.

Also has terrible taste in wallpaper.

Did you see that skeet from Beefhurt Cretin?

Dude is weird but charming. Strange but endearing.

by Anita Nap February 7, 2024

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Hair Cretin

People who dislike your haircut but only you like it.

Hair Cretin - Your haircut is so dead!
Person - You Hair Cretin

by A Fantastic Lexicographer December 12, 2023

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Cretinent

Derogatory term for parent.
Cretitent for male, cretinant for female.

My cretinent is horrible, I don't know why the lazy police can't arrest this thing already.

by 0∅7 December 17, 2023

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Kitchen Climbing Cretin

Someone who is unable to reach the top shelf due to being of short disposition. Therefore having to climb onto the countertop like the cretin they are.

Abi, stop being a kitchen climbing cretin

by Stretch04 October 5, 2023

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