Beefhurt Cretin

A very smart boy on BlueSky who is kind of cute but will let out a big juicy fart if you try to hug him, like at all.

Also has terrible taste in wallpaper.

Did you see that skeet from Beefhurt Cretin?

Dude is weird but charming. Strange but endearing.

by Anita Nap February 7, 2024

Cretin recluse

A person headed to a karaoke bar...who is deaf too.

The Cretin recluse chewed out the mother superior, for blaming him for the apocalypse.

by Kjar October 9, 2019

cretinous bastard

an all round freak of nature who is stupid as fuk and needs to learn basic social cues

normal person: omg have you seen that new girl aimee jackson or smth

normal persons friend: yeah she is SO weird such a cretinous bastard honestly needs to wise up
cretinous bastard: my name is just aimee

by whole of ormeau November 29, 2022

Cretin

Jordan broome

Jordan broome is a cretin for stealing my ace

by Jordanthenonce59 October 24, 2020

Cretin

Jake Paul

Jake Paul likes to kick kats down stares he is dangerously cretinous

by H-T-I-D February 19, 2022

cretin

A cretin is a word used to formally describe a silly little girl who goes by the name of phoebe harwood, this is because she has the personality of a brick wall and looks like a spacktard

person: “oh look, there’s phoebe, she looks like a right cretin today”

by JDHartley May 25, 2023

Cretin

Victor

Victor: Salut! Ma numesc Victor!
Eu: Cretin...

by AlexEsuper January 12, 2022