A lanky unintelligent man of French origin. His social ineptitude is baffling. They are tall in stature and lack hand eye coordination. They often obsess over football and ignore their mates. In looking for love they often look for Cretinas (their female counterpart.) which they impress with their horse cock.
That Arthur bloke is a right cretin, and have you seen his Cretina girlfriend?
Nah I haven’t, what does she look like?
David Goggins.
Nah I haven’t, what does she look like?
David Goggins.
by Jocelyn de Moubray November 20, 2022
Get the Cretinmug. A cretin is a word used to formally describe a silly little girl who goes by the name of phoebe harwood, this is because she has the personality of a brick wall and looks like a spacktard
by JDHartley May 25, 2023
Get the cretinmug. 
normal person: omg have you seen that new girl aimee jackson or smth
normal persons friend: yeah she is SO weird such a cretinous bastard honestly needs to wise up
cretinous bastard: my name is just aimee
normal persons friend: yeah she is SO weird such a cretinous bastard honestly needs to wise up
cretinous bastard: my name is just aimee
by whole of ormeau November 29, 2022
Get the cretinous bastardmug. by Jordanthenonce59 October 24, 2020
Get the Cretinmug. The act of a straight adult male from St. Paul, Minnesota, that will gladly allow any professional athlete that has graduated from Cretin-Derham Hall to ejaculate inside his anus.
John was so happy that Joe made it to the big leagues that he asked Joe to give him a Cretin Cream Pie.
by Raider Life May 13, 2017
Get the Cretin Cream Piemug. 