craigslist friend

The best person you will ever meet. She will always be there for you no matter what. She will make you smile and laugh in your time of need.

craigslist friend someone who buys a friend from Craigslist

Mom: who are you on FaceTime with?
Daughter: a friend
Mom: are you sure?
Daughter: yes
(Mom walks away)
Friend: (sarcastic) no, I’m just a friend that was bought off Craigslist

by WofieWonders January 19, 2018

Craigslist Karma

The good deals and fair treatment I give when selling items on Craigslist entitles me to equally good deals when buying items on Craigslist.

This includes responding to emails, selling in order of response, helping people get items to the car, being reasonable when setting up meet times, and deleting the post after it has been sold, etc.

I got a great deal on this desk from Craigslist, plus they helped me carry it out! It must be my Craigslist Karma after listing that couch in the free section last week and delivering it.

by LouDogg81 June 1, 2010

Craigslist arbitrage

To buy things on Craigslist, then resell them for a profit.

The purchase of items in one market for immediate resale on another market in order to profit from a price discrepancy.

I wasted much of my time playing World of Warcraft, I liked to slay dragons and fight zombies as much as the next guy. But what I really enjoyed was shopping at the in-game auction house. When you had stuff you didn't want, you could sell it to other players through auctions. I was practicing Craigslist arbitrage. And soon my lowly little wizard had a fortune of hundreds of gold pieces.

by Jadesqr August 25, 2011

craigslist gift certificate

Cash.

Guy 1: Let's get our married friends this nice cutlery set.

Guy 2: No bra, let's just put a craigslist gift certificate in a card.
Guy 1: Good idea.

by each October 27, 2011

Craigslist Classy

Something that someone who is really trashy thinks a rich person would own. Oftentimes best exhibited by furniture listed on Craigslist including the term "classy" in the description. Features of the item may include garish floral / animal patterns, a liberal use of tassels and/or an overabundance of reflective surfaces.

An example of a Craigslist Classy listing:
Priced to go - One giant black lacquer and gold mirror mounted to a leopard print coffee table. This is such a classy piece that will definitely spice up your living room!

by DivCaste January 7, 2013

Craigslist

Where your parents got you

Your parents: we gotta tell you something...
You:what

Your parents:we got you from Craigslist

by Boogieman53553 November 13, 2019

Craigslist junkie

One who surfs the internet and actually finds girls and couples to play. There are only a rare few craigslist junkies. Most people who use craigslist do not take their time, and are impolite, or just send you pictures of "their" wang. Craigslist junkies may also be known as players, though they do not often get to sex. craigslist junkies always remember to stay safe, never give out personal information and never use their real e-mail adress. craigslist junkies always know how to treat a lady, and they can make anyone at the bar burst out laughing.

guy 1: yeah so i met a bucha girls on craigslist.
guy 2: yeah? what did you guys do?
guy 1: we went to outback. free lobster bro!
guy 2: get a life ya craigslist junkie.

by john the pimp December 19, 2012