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Alaskan Corn Dog

When you have anal sex with you girlfriend and she defacates on your penis. When you pull out there are corn kernals on you penis.
After turkey dinner my girlfriend gave me an Alaskan Corn Dog
by Xorak April 22, 2008
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Hotter than a fag eating a corn dog!

Oilfield slang often shortened to "that's hot", making fun of both Paris Hilton and the victim at the same time. Meaning something that is so ridiculously stupid or asinine that it is almost unfathomable.
You: That fucking moron just drove off without releasing his trailer brakes.
Me: That is hotter than a fag eating a corn dog!
by Patricia Bosworth September 4, 2009
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Chili Cheese Corn Dog

after a girl eats a corn dog she gives you road head. when you go over a bumb you gag her and she throws up on ur dick. then you make her eat the barf of your dick, aka a chili cheese corn dog.
after we had had corn dogs at the fair, on our way home my girlfriend also had a chili cheese corn dog.
by vncbrtrm October 14, 2008
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crispy corn dog

When a man is fucking his girl in the ass and pulls out and there is shit on his dick. Woman dries the shit with a hair dryer and eats the shit off.
by Blow Mesoft December 23, 2009
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chocolate corn dog

when you fuck someone in the ass and your dick gets all chocolatey and with orn in the shit and the center is the dog
man after i fucked my butt sex buddy, jesus in the ass i had a massive chocolate corndog
by sam February 2, 2005
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Alaskan Corn Dog

An item formed by defecating in a narrow hole in snow or ice (less commonly in a freezer). Traditionally a stick is added to add some measure of sanitation (such as is possible). Once frozen the item is then used in whatever manner one typically employs oblong items of corn dog consistency.
Person 1: "Dude- check it out an Alaskan Corn Dog!"
Person 2: "....the hell's the matter with you?"
by Col. Dignity April 15, 2017
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Carribean Corn Dog

The "patois" of corn dogs. Jerk pork sausage tucked inside a polenta corn batter. Made famous by Zaguate Food Tuk
Yeah mon, Rastafarians love Zaguate's Carribean Corn Dogs at the fair
by Lil Pepper Pants July 20, 2020
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