COOM

COOM could mean anything depending on the context you use it in.

hey ur a coomer! in this context coomer means annoying piece of shit

by kingin92 May 1, 2024

Creative coom

The act of 2 or more people in bed, when a male ejaculates semen onto parts of the bed, which the others decorate it with food coloring, sprinkles etc. It is considered rude not to rub the piece of art all over yourself after completing.

Me and a bunch of other girls did a creative coom after college. It was very fun and exciting.

by anonymous May 4, 2024

Coom

When something is so good it's almost orgasmic.

"Bro that grilled cheese was total coom." - said Brian baked out of his mind.

by FlakHD July 31, 2022

Coom

A slang term meaning sick, unwell, or physically off. Used to describe someone who feels ill, weak, nauseous, or run-down, whether from an actual sickness, exhaustion, or just feeling terrible in general. It’s casual, blunt, and usually said in everyday conversation—not medical, just vibes. Context matters, but in this usage, "coom" strictly means someone is not feeling well.

"Mason has coom. I don't think he will be here tomorrow."

by John Queed December 12, 2025