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Condoleeza Rice Krispies

Breakfast cereal with some side-effects. Manufactured by Bush-Lovers United Food Federation (BLUFF) this product enables the eater to talk crap, backtrack, and look desperate at every opportunity. WARNING: eating this cereal will seriously alter the positioning of your front teeth....permanently.
Once upon a time there was a little girl called Condoleeza. Her mom got her some Condoleeza Rice Krispies and she ate 'em all up. Then she morphed into a suit-wearing, buck-toothed Bush-gimp who has now become happy to be a Presidential puppet with Dubya twitching her strings. My, betcha moms proud of you now Condo!!!!
by clairem December 24, 2008
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console war

The orginial console war between Nintendo's SuperNES (Super Famicom) and Sega's Genesis (MegaDrive), circa the early '90s. Most likely what old school gamers think of when the term "console war" is thrown about.

Can also be used in reference to any competitive gaming systems. (Gameboy vs. GameGear; Playstation vs. Saturn vs. N64; Dreamcast vs. PS2 vs. Xbox vs. Gamecube; PS3 vs. X-Box 360 vs. Wii)
The console war ended with neither side victorious.

Gamer 1: I think the Genesis is better since it has the original Phantasy Star series, whereas the SuperNES had the Final Fantasy series
Gamer 2: I think the exact opposite!

Gamer 1: The SuperNES is best because it's GRAY!
Gamer 2: No way, the Genesis is better because it's BLACK!
by Old School Gamer Jen January 3, 2007
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console sucker

A person who believes their gaming console is superior to its rival console. Most likely 6-12 years of age. Also has probably never played the rival console
10 year old kid: my Xbox is so much better than your shitty ass playstation fag.

Rival player: what ever you say console sucker.
by Axel11111000 March 4, 2014
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congolexicomatisation

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(2012) Mot-valise formed from the term Congo, the un-attested verb lexicomatiser and the suffix -ation. The verb lexicomatiser itself seems to be a suitcase word, a mixture of the prefix lexico- and a realization of the suffix -iser.

Common name

SingulierPlurielcongolexicomatisationcongolexicomatisations \ kɔ.ɡo.lɛk.si.kɔ.ma.ti.za.sjɔ \

congolexicomatisation \ kɔ.ɡo.lɛk.si.kɔ.ma.ti.za.sjɔ \ female

Term popularized by Eddy-Malou which means adaptation to the lexical specificities of the languages of the Congo

For this last question, the pupil Van Damme has given way to his master, the too little known Eddy Malou, inventor of the concept - alas just as unpopular - of "congolexicomatisation". - (Corrected from the bac de philo by ... Jean-Claude Van Damme, on Marianne.net, June 17, 2015)

Before knowing how to transport the congolexicomatization of the laws of the market, it is rather necessary to know what we will transport. Congolexicomatization of the laws of the market alone, in its simplest device with only its theoretical content, can fit without problem in a PDF file. - (Eddy Malou, “Containerization of market laws, act I” on Eddy Malou's interdimensional blog. Posted on January 23, 2015)
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Condoleezza Rice

(n) One who shops for Ferragamos while her brothers and sisters drown and die. A denizen of pure, unadulterated evil put upon the earth to cause as much pain and suffering as possible while enriching a criminal cartel. An unmitigated liar who seeks to confuse and obfuscate. Physical characteristics are an evil, spotted mug with a disastrous set of fangs protruding from a dessicated maw.
I wonder why Condoleezza Rice doesn't see a dentist?
by Balls Fargas June 19, 2007
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Condoleezza Rice

Paul: Why is my Condoleezza Rice so dry?
John: Is that really a question?
by yomama'smom January 27, 2010
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Condolence-Five

The Condolence Five is given to whom something bad has happened.
Ian's friend get dumped so Ian gave his friend a "Condolence-Five"
by Quinnstefani December 3, 2014
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