Obsessive compulsive texting disorder (O.C.T.D.)

This means you're addicted to texting.

My girlfriend texts me 24/7! She so has obsessive compulsive texting disorder (O.C.T.D.)!!

by Awesometroll October 20, 2011

obsessive compulsive insanity

A severe illness in which the victim suffers from insanity, agression, and mood swings. Brought on bysmall mistakes, often in symmetry.

Doing paper....
Oh shit.... the margins are off by .10 on this question....
My obsessive compulsive insanity is going off.........
#TRIGGERED

by Whitetrashyt September 24, 2017

obnoxious compulsive

When someone is completely unable to stop being a pain in the ass.

Ben: I am so sick of Tracy, its always something with her. "Did you get the report done yet? Does it always have to be so cold in here? I am having work issues with Margie that you need to fix."

Tom: I really hate obnoxious compulsive people too. We should move them all to an island somewhere.

by schmuckaneers September 26, 2009

Compulsive Mexican Disorder(CMD)

When A white nigga with a dirty butt hole tries to act like a dirty fuckin mexican.

Dirty Mexican: Man that white nigga has fuckin Compulsive Mexican Disorder(CMD)

by Some dirty Faggot October 21, 2017

compulsive liar

Someone who makes up stories because they think they are cool. They aren't fooling anyone.... Kyle.

Kyle was telling Chad about a story about his cat and about when he got ding dong ditched. what a compulsive liar

by Retards for life November 21, 2007

compulsive text fag

A man who has the uncontrollable urge to text his loved one (in a needy, gay fashion).

God, he's always being a compulsive text fag wherever he goes.

by Terry Jamile May 28, 2005

Compessive

Being competitive and aggressive

I pushed over a girl in soccer and she then told me that I am way to compessive.

by saucemasterH December 23, 2017