colton 

a person with a tiny penis and cannot get any girlsand cannot write and doesnt even know how to tie his shoe and is a chode Gender: M Meaning of Colton: "from the coal or dark town" Origin of Colton: English Colton's Popularity in 2015: #59.

look its tiny penis keller i wanna suck his chode lol Gender: M Meaning of Colton: "from the coal or dark town" Origin of Colton: English Colton's Popularity in 2015: #59.

colton by billy chode April 17, 2017

colton 

he is very country, sus, trash at basketball, country ass bitch and gets no girls at all, he beats his meat every night

ur such a colton

colton by kaeveon jones November 28, 2018

Colton 

Someone who is absolute scum. A racist, over-privileged fucker who has never worked a day in his life and yet judges others for working hard to make a living.

Also, they think they are very clever, and yet makes incredibly stupid decisions based on personal feelings.

All in all, a fuckwit.

If I don't like you, I won't even talk to you. I'll ignore you, because I'm a Colton.

Colton by Macka7 June 17, 2012

Colton 

this guy is a pussy plays the victim card way too much, he's acts like he's better and smarter than you and will get mad at any inconvenience possible, even if he's wrong in his world he's right, most of the time he'll say one thing to you and then immediately go and say something different behind your back. Avoid all contact if possible.

Guy 1: "the new kid is so fucking annoying"

Guy 2: great seems we have another colton in our school"

Colton by Assmuncher6666 July 25, 2017

Colton 

The dumbest person known to man, being the most unpopular kid in any school, always having a lack of friends. Thinks he is cool.....WRONG!

Here’s an example

Colton: Hi, i’m Colton.
Random Person: Cool! Tell someone as ugly as yourself and maybe they’ll care.
Colton: 😢😢😢

Colton by Known-to-be-a-NERD November 21, 2018

Colton 

One gay motherfucker

Ur like colton

Colton by Kingdrew11088 November 11, 2019

colton 

1. A term for someone being excessively antagonistic and mean.

heres the logic. Someone can be a dick... if they are being a bigger dic they are being a boner. Boner and colton are similar and can be interchanged.

That guy was being such a colton to me. He dissed me, and my family for no reason. All i said was hello to him.

colton by crazay guy November 17, 2009