convertextion

a conversation via text messages.

I haven't heard from you since our last convertextion.

by Angilise August 20, 2009

Cadillac converter

Converts any car into a Cadillac like transformers. Transformers, Cadillacs in disguise

I need to upgrade my car, hand me that Cadillac converter over there in the spare parts

by Paul Merr August 19, 2018

Food Converter

A sub species of Fobbit that has either actively pursued or passively accepted her or his jobless lot on the FOB (Forward Operating Base). Under-employed and overly bored this particularly sorry creature has accepted and come to embrace the one job they have left, converting food into excrement. These ample wastes of space wander about the FOB aimlessly during their evenings and weekends off, dressed only in PTs (Physical Training Uniforms) and driven solely by their quest to collect a pay check without giving anything in return. This sad sack of a soldier zealously protects all time they have off by closing early and strongly discouraging any productive soldiers that enter their work areas seeking help 20-30 minutes prior to 1500. They are so consumed with their "Office Space" dreams of doing nothing, that they will purposefully screw other soldiers for the preservation of any and all time off. Once these creatures do get their time off, they dwell in their CHUs (Containerized Housing Units) or scour the FOB, as if driven by guilt, seeking places to consume food they must purchase with their ill gotten gains, rather than converting the abundant free food provided for them. These welfare soldiers bring nothing to the fight, horde all resources and HMMWV (Highly Mobile Multi Wheeled Vehicle) armor upgrades and openly mock their brothers and sisters in uniform who serve outside the wire. They come in all ranks and sexes and typically have no concept of what smaller FOBs are like, or that there is actually a war going on outside of the concrete walls that shield them. Most of these creatures are the victims of the rampant mismanagement of piss poor officers while the rest are consumed wholly in self. For the latter there can be no redemption.

The food converters over at the JAG office on LSA Anaconda won’t help me today because it’s Saturday and they have weekends off.

by CPT Daniel Insano December 14, 2006

covert commentary

when someone spends all day on facebook logged in as off-line while still placing comments, appearing on your page as if from nowhere

oh, no ones on line but me, BANG, someone replys immediatly to your recent post with some covert commentary,

bobs not speaking to anyone but he's still managing to throwing covert commentary around on facebook

by pokeitright December 8, 2010

Convertible

Popular rapper Jonathan Lyndale Kirk, or DaBaby (formerly, Baby Jesus), born in Cleveland, Ohio, is said to have turned his friend into a convertible sports car on the 4th of March 2019.

'Hopped out on a whole other wave from these n*ggas
Let's see one of you little n*ggas top that
I will turn a n*gga into a convertible'

by DJHugeDong April 9, 2021

teabag/covert teabag

to run up behind an unsuspecting person lift ur crotch and place it on their head and bounce, espeically great when done with the person sittin down and u stand on the chair to do it.

nooney was sittin on his fat ass and lala came up with a runnin jump and covert teabagged the bastard

by la la January 28, 2005

convert

1.) When a person who is devouted on their religion, tries to press their beliefs on others hoping they will join the religion

2.) Hypocrits i.e. Republicans who walk around telling people their going to hell unless they become part of their religion (when they themselves are sinners)

Christian Man: knocks on door
Jewish Man: opens the door and says "hello?"

Christian Man: "Hi! i'm from the christian chruch down the street."

Jewish Man: "And?"

Christian Man: "I came here to tell you that your worshipping the wrong religion, Jesus was our messiah and we messengers of God think that you should convert or else when you die you'll go to hell where your worse nightmares will true and suffer extreme pain for all eternity...... won't you please join the gospel"?

Jewish Man: Slams door and locks it

by Da Master K July 3, 2006