cockslap

Another way to say caps lock.

person 1: sO THEN I TOLD HER TO SUCK IT.

person 1: Goddam cockslap!

by hot_md_mamma September 19, 2006

cockslapping the mona lisa

AS the title states it is the act in which the pennis is whacked furtively about the famous painting the "mona lisa" often resulting in architectural fapping.

Architect 1: Look that dude's cockslapping the mona lisa!

Architect 2: Yeah, you like that don't you baby?! *fap fap fap*

by Curtis Mortemer August 20, 2008

Cockslap

When you write penis in big letters on your hand with wet ink, then slap someone round the face so the word _PENIS_ in prints on their face. :)
It's another term for bitchslap basically. (:

"I'll bitchslap you!"
"Oh yeah? Well I'll cockslap you!"

by DinosaurRoarrx March 23, 2010

phone cockslap

A situation where you dominate a girl over text that you actually cock slap the phone.

girl:"oh babe I cant believe how right you are about that"
dude: "yes, I know. I am the son of Zeus" *phone cockslap*

by eekcmnads December 2, 2009

Cockslap

Dude punches girl in the face with penis

Cockslaps are used in porn

by Pornspecialist June 6, 2019

Cockslaps

verb: to strike a person in the face with the penis

Étienne got smart with me and she got some cockslaps!

by Uwu Bankole February 27, 2025

Cockslapper

Pimpslaprickey x Cockslinger ship

"Cockslapper is my OTP!"
"Cockslapper is the cutest couple on Tumblr, period."
"Cockslapper is couple goals." "Brooo, Cockslapper is sooo toxic..." "No, actually they are dark romance." "Yeah, that makes them toxic..."

by E.M.O.means:EatMeOut February 12, 2026