clarksons

Kentish slang for the female breast/s.

“Whoa, check out those bootiful Clarksons bruv”

by Z3r0kewl May 10, 2021

cheremy clarkson

when a noob gets a red face by embarrassment.

oi mate you have got such cheremy clarkson since everyone found out you slept with that goat.

by pollypocket1002 July 16, 2011

Clarkson

A Clarkson is a man with a good heart .

He is the definition of "perfect boyfriend " . He's willing to do anything just to make you smile when you're feeling down . A Clarkson will love you and care for you . He will love you more than you love him and he's a man of word . So better find a Clarkson.

Clarkson let's get married

by - sheeesh June 8, 2021

Mr. Clarkson

A shit teacher that will do anything to see a pair of tits, no chin or jawline, just and overall whale that ate to much pasta, a very big nonce, probably would touch you up if ya was in a room with him, will send ya aht for nowt 🙄

Student 1:"yo have ya seen that pufferfish right there bro"
Student 2:"o yea Mr. Clarkson hes a big fat whale mate,sent me aht for nowt last lesson"

by dizzydaisy🤪 November 12, 2019