Eating raspberries in bed with your partner and starting such an intense sexual intercourse that you accidentally crush the raspberries without noticing it.
It causes red stains on the bed sheet which can look like period sex marks.
It causes red stains on the bed sheet which can look like period sex marks.
Oh, mate, we were crushing raspberries so intensly with my girlfriend last night that it ended up in my wank bank
by aerialdracula July 16, 2019
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Get the Glass crushing mug.Crushing Guts is a time honored tradition practiced by males, dating back to the Stone Age. It is the act of fucking the shit out of a woman. You start out by easing your rock hard shaft into her battered vagina. Just ease it in, nice and slow. You do not want to rush it. After your cock is covered with her slimy cooze you can slowly start to pound it.. (remember: take it slow) in.... out..... in.... out... in.. (slowly getting faster) out.. in. out.in.out By this time you should be pounding her pussy like an industrial strength jackhammer. No mercy.... You scream - "Oh no, I can't hold it any longer!! Ugghaahhh.. Ooo!!!" After your ball-sac explodes like Hiroshima, her guts will feel like they've just gone through a meat grinder. I guarantee: She love you long time.
Broham, how was last night with that Cougar?
It was awesome brah! I was crushing guts all night long.
It was awesome brah! I was crushing guts all night long.
by jdpower August 14, 2010
Get the Crushing Guts mug.Whenever Alex and squirrel turn on some techno or rap beats, kitty kat is always crumping around, while wearing her crumping shoes.
by kitty kat :3 December 24, 2009
Get the crumping mug.The tale of the loyal 47 samurai that became ronin after their lord was forced to commit seppuku for defying a shogunate.
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by Shinri April 25, 2004
Get the chushingura mug.A two word emotional expression regarding a healthy libido, often used in the wine sales industry when asked about one's current status.
Question: How's it been going? Answer: Dude, I've just been crushing poon, bro. Crushing it. banging nailing screwing
by SJ2LA2NC September 19, 2013
Get the crushing poon mug.After felching badly, with time, the anus gets crusty, so the felcher has to go back and Pizza Crust to finish the job.
Also used when semen is ejaculated into an anus, but never retrieved by felching. Then someone Pizza Crusts.
Also used when semen is ejaculated into an anus, but never retrieved by felching. Then someone Pizza Crusts.
"I guess this bitch got mad when I didn't felch properly, because in the morning she made me go back and do some pizza crusting."
by Jessticle Cockins October 5, 2008
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