chess virgin

A noob chess player who had never mated anyone.

Cocky player: "you're so bad at this. You must be a chess virgin"
Opponent: *cries inside*

by Inhaledeeply December 16, 2013

Chess

A game where the objective is to violently throw your pieces to the floor upon losing.

Chess is being ruined by computer play.

by rocketman77049 December 7, 2009

chess

A game where if you lose you think the person who beat you must be an extremely intelligent person. And if you win you think you're the best player ever.

I just won at chess; I could probably beat Bobby Fischer now.

by runandwin January 1, 2005

Chesston

A person who is unusually cool, not of the average nature, someone who is a friend for life, not for a season.

I hung out with my Chesstons last week, it was awesome!

by AJ777 April 29, 2010

extreme chess

Commonly played by drunken fraternity boys in the mid eighties, extreme chess has only become mainstream in the last 2-3 years. Every time you take an opponents piece, you are allowed one closed fisted hit anywhere on that opponents face, while remaining seated. Players must always alternate striking hands, and achieving a "check" allows for two blows. God forbid you shoule be worked into "check mate", because that attracts the afformentioned double blow, however from a standing position to inflict maximum degradation.

After having a few drinks with the lads..."Hey guys, lets have a game of extreme chess!!"....."Fuck that man, I'm not that drunk, lets play Russian Roulette instead"

by G-Train August 28, 2005

chess with friends

A game mostly played in the high desert area of California. It often involves methamphetamine, large amounts of vodka and crazy large bosomed women.

Does anyone want to play "chess with friends"?

by TuloLegit2Quit December 30, 2014

Human Chess

When you and a stranger Person A Are walking towards each other and When you are about 9 inches away you try to move out of the way. Once you move out the way, Person A also tries to move out the way and you guys almost collide but you dont and quickly go to the other side. Then SUPRISE person A also tries to move out the way. This can keep happening for seconds and even have a Stalemate.

Me: *walking*
Person A: *Walking*
Me: *Move to my left*
Person A: *move to his/her right*
Me: *move to my right*
Person A *Move to his/her left*

*Finally Over*
Me:I Fucking hate playing human chess

by KGtheBEAST June 9, 2009