shit cricken'

Pissing in somebody's asshole

I was with this girl after wings and yuengs and got busy shit cricken'.

by 462dafuck November 17, 2011

picking shit with the chickens

Reduced to meager circumstances. Scratching out a subsistence living. Attempting to make do with minimum resources. Dumpster diving.

"Keep showing up late for work and you'll get fired and be picking shit with the chickens."

by barber of seville December 15, 2012

Shitty Chicken

When the work-place and/or job has overwhelmed you with never ending projects...

Especially on a monday!

Or when your spouse has told you she wants kids/ or to break up.

ALL BAD NEWS.

I went into work last night and saw the madness that was left behind from the earlier shift for me...I said to my fellow employees.."This is Shitty Chicken"

by Daddy_Monk October 24, 2011

Chichen Shitza

Uncontrolled bowel movements caused by sampling local food and drink in the Yucatan Peninsula of Mexico.

"Hey man, we gotta head back to the hotel. Those chicken tacos aren't doing me right. I need to take a massive Chichen Shitza."

by Rob Azarcon June 11, 2008

pronunciation chickenshit

worried whether to use what you know to be the proper pronunciation of a name and seem pretentious to some, or to use the name’s more common mispronunciation and seem a dunce to others

I’m always a pronunciation chickenshit when it comes to “Vincent van Gogh”.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ September 21, 2011

chickenshit

WWII troop slang for military bureaucratic bullshit. The word implies that the regulations in question are so silly and trifling that they don't measure up to the level of bullshit. Subsequently, the word came to be merely an intensification of the epithet chicken.

In life and death matters, soldiers relied on their common sense and ignored the chickenshit regulations their superiors foisted upon them whenever possible.

by My dixie wrecked November 25, 2003

Chickenshit

According to Paul Fussel's book "Wartime," "Chickenshit refers to behavior that makes military life worse than it need be: petty harassment of the weak by the strong; open scrimmage for power and authority and prestige; sadism thinly disguised as necessary discipline; a constant 'paying off of old scores'; and insistence on the letter rather than the spirit of ordinances. Chickenshit is so called--instead of horse- or bull- or elephant shit--because it is small-minded and ignoble and takes the trivial seriously."

This definition is cited by at least two books by Steven E. Ambrose, "Citizen Soldiers" and "Band of Brothers."

Soldier 1: I got fined $25 this morning!

Soldier 2: What for?

Soldier 1: Some rear-echelon type saw me and said that I wasn't maintaing a professional appearance. I can't help it that we've been living in foxholes for the last week and because of the snipers, I can't shave.

Soldier 2: That's chickenshit.

by CW_5000 July 22, 2009