Dog Chapman is a 5'4", 122 lbs. Dog wears special cowboy boots that make him 5'6" tall. His face is so destroyed from smoking he has to wear sunglasses.
This self proclaimed "bounty hunter" was involved in a murder some years ago. He was able to reduce his charge by ratting out his friends.
His roving band of white trash people often chase tiny crack heads and spray them with pepper spray.
Duane Dog Chapman is a total pussy.
This self proclaimed "bounty hunter" was involved in a murder some years ago. He was able to reduce his charge by ratting out his friends.
His roving band of white trash people often chase tiny crack heads and spray them with pepper spray.
Duane Dog Chapman is a total pussy.
Look honey, Dog Chapman just tackled another girl.
Why does Dog Chapman think he's an Indian?
Dog Chapman pretends to be from Hawaii when every one knows he is a white trash person from the trailers of Colorado.
How does Dog Chapman fuck that fat wife?
Why does Dog Chapman think he's an Indian?
Dog Chapman pretends to be from Hawaii when every one knows he is a white trash person from the trailers of Colorado.
How does Dog Chapman fuck that fat wife?
by Young Blood Chapman September 28, 2007
Get the Dog Chapman mug.A British subculture of people who purposefully lick their lips with the intent to chap them. The Chapanese typically wear only tracksuit bottoms (no underwear or other items of clothing). Their main mode of transport is Lambretta scooters which are too small causing them to arch their backs as they ride.
When attending raves the Chapanese can often be seen doing their famous tongue dance where by they lick their lips in different motions to create complex dance routines. Many of the more famous Chapanese have their own signature moves and routines.
Often shortened to "Chap"
When attending raves the Chapanese can often be seen doing their famous tongue dance where by they lick their lips in different motions to create complex dance routines. Many of the more famous Chapanese have their own signature moves and routines.
Often shortened to "Chap"
Guy 1:
"Did you see that Chapanese fella?"
Guy 2:
"Yeah, cool as he was, must hurt not using Vaseline."
"Did you see that Chapanese fella?"
Guy 2:
"Yeah, cool as he was, must hurt not using Vaseline."
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Get the Chappaquiddick Special mug.A town in upper Westchester, similar to Scarsdale, but for the more elite and less nouveau-riche. Formerly more popular among the privately wealthy before names like Larry David, Jeff van Gundy, and of course, the Clintons came to town.
"We looked at houses in Scarsdale, but it's just too jejune for our tastes. I moved to Chappaqua instead."
by Chadwick Bradford Simmons, IV November 28, 2004
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by vjr August 28, 2005
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I live in Chappaqua and everyone is mean to me except for my friends and I only have 6, but the schools are nice.
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