Staples Centre

Staples Centre is a large multi-purpose sports arena, in Downtown Los Angeles.

John: Hey Joe, I'm gonna go see the L.A. Kings tonight; they're playing the N.Y. Rangers.
Joe: Cool! I warn you, though; Staples Centre's parking fills up quickly, so get there early.

by Marcus Falcon April 25, 2014

useless as a call-centre operative

Usually someone utterly, totally useless, but can be applied to inanimate objects. Lacking any empowerment, thus going so far as to be inactively obstructive.
Etymology: in the UK a number of large companies operate call-centres. When one attempts to call these to complain, the usual response from the responder (the call-centre operative) is feigned interest in the issue, involving lengthy explanations, then the final response is that they cannot authorise the issue in question as due to lack of authority. The issues can be of any magnitude. When asked to be passed to a manager, they claim the manager is unavailable and will call back (this is the inactive-obstructive part). This never occurs, so one calls again. The situation recurses.
c.f. "chocolate teapot"

I attempted to wipe my arse with some own-brand toilet paper, after wiping the paper looked clean but the disgusting skiddies in my kecks later showed it was as useless as a call-centre operative.

by monsieur_tm December 30, 2013

centre parting

A girl who's pubic bush is so big due to a lack of grooming, that you can create a centre parting through it. Aka curtains.

"Harvey you seen that girl she hasnt trimmed her hair down below in over six months"

"You mean before you go down you get your comb out and do a centre parting?"

by lesleywan888 March 2, 2015

g-life centre

pun of 'sealife centre'. Used to refer to the feeling in the middle of your chest (heart) when you realise you are just a gangsta.

"just took a trip to the g-life centre, know what I'm saying?"

by Click here May 16, 2015

Centre link Bludger

A centre link bludger is a person who sits on their fucken ass all day and getting payed for it off the government.

Man 1: oi lad, my mrs is being such a centre link bludger.
Man 2: fuck sakes cunt, what a sad dog.

by splashhhey November 23, 2019

St Romeo Hospice and Palliative Care Centre

Usually used as a reference to a bad housing decision, resulting from a lack of intellectual reasoning

Michael made a horrible decision, he sold his beautiful apartment for a run down area at St Romeo Hospice and Palliative Care Centre

by Durant69 September 2, 2019

left centre

Drinking or consuming drugs to excess. So inebriated that upon attempting to sit down on the toilet one misses and takes the left half of the seat right to the centre. Of their rear, that is.

"Broski, I just overheard that lesbian say she went left centre. She must really be pickled!"

by silkbowtie January 11, 2012