cattail

When you laugh so hard that you can not control your self, and you roll around on the ground in pain but you can't stop laughing no mattrer how hard you try.

Man I went cattail the other day.When Bob got sacked and fell off the deck!

by jonny slim July 5, 2005

cattackled

the act of being tackled and attacked by cats. or large amounts of kittens

Gina just got cattackled by 12 kittens. she's buried in them now!

by catasstrophy March 7, 2009

Catboarded

Catboarding happens when a cat walks across your keyboard. Being catboarded is a legitimate defense for an embarrassing typo.

I've tried three times and I keep failing. Am I a loser?
You suc k
WHAT?
Sorry, I got catboarded. I meant to say you succeed only by not giving up.

by bazuemague January 1, 2016

Cattacked

When your cat attacks you for no goddamn reason and ends up biting/scratching/and or drawing blood

Person 1: Fuck dude, what happened to your arm?
Person 2: I got cattacked.

by yeet420blazeit November 27, 2016

cattdaddy

A Boss.. She Move like no other, Got a lot of haters that can't seem to keep her name out they mouths... and Oh she been fuckin u niggaz bitches for YEARS!!!

"You Know CattDaddy ?"
"Yooo CattDaddy"
"Keep CattDaddy away from my bitch"

by C1286 March 13, 2017

Cattoruy

Your cat has to go to the bathroom

I'm going to let my cattoruy out

by Kiwi lady October 25, 2018

Cattoo

A tattoo of a cat

The woman screaming at the street vendor was sporting a cattoo on the side of her neck.

by I need a price January 25, 2019