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dirty caterpillar

A man takes a shit, and freezes it. Then while in foreplay, pretends it is a caterpiller and wiggles it up his girlfriend/boyfriends rectum.
Ohhh, here comes the Dirty Caterpillar!!
by Cf200392 June 12, 2017
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caterpillar tracks

Caterpillar Tracks are a nutritious alternative to an otherwise unheathy lifestyle. Comprised of two of America's all time favorite delicay's; S'more's Pop-Tarts and peanut butter & jelly, it offers a source of protien and not to mention packed full of fiber.
How to make Caterpillar Tracks:
1. Toast S'mores Pop-Tart in toaster oven
2. Turn over so icing side faces down
3. Spread one layer of peanut butter
4. Spread one layer of raspberry preserves
5. enjoy silly!
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Horny caterpillar

A sex position where the receiver is on their knees with their hands behind them, bound to their legs
Person 1: Hey Honey, do you want to try the Horny Caterpillar?
Person 2: Oh God yes!
by anonymous October 22, 2023
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Connie the Caterpillar

A term for having a colonoscopy, for use in polite company or when you want to remain private
K: What are you up to for your birthday?

F: I’m having a bit of Connie the caterpillar today, then getting my makeup done
by TC_333 June 19, 2019
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Caterpillar Wrestling

When two people wiggle their eyebrows against eachother and the first person to pull away loses.
We got really high and had a caterpillar wrestling tournament.
by rzrbrn April 1, 2022
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