A means of self pleasure attempted only by the bravest of males. A masturbatory technique by which 2-4 tissues are overlapped to form a soft sheath over the head and shaft of the penis, thus resembling a ghost. The male proceeds to "choke his chicken" using the Kleenex condom as both a barrier between his hand and penile skin as well as a reservoir for the resulting ejaculate. For best results, tissues with aloe should be used in order to reduce friction and risk of bleeding.
Kyle: I stumbled upon the hottest lesbian porn on tv last night.
Paul: Did you blow your load all over the place or did you contain it with the Choking Casper?
Kyle: Let's just say Casper wasn't such a friendly ghost when I was done. I ended up with some serious rug burn.
Paul: Did you blow your load all over the place or did you contain it with the Choking Casper?
Kyle: Let's just say Casper wasn't such a friendly ghost when I was done. I ended up with some serious rug burn.
by Sauna Studs June 26, 2015
"Is that a brown casper floating around? What a spooky and smelly situation!" or
"I wish I did not unleash that rancid brown casper when I was at that dinner party."
"I wish I did not unleash that rancid brown casper when I was at that dinner party."
by The Unfriendly Ghost January 22, 2008
A person who is a ratchet, who talks a lot and/or is very annoying that one tends to ignore them. They are so into themselves that they don't care about anything unrelated to them, due to this, is the reason they are ignored, like a ghost.
Megan is such a rachet, no one ever pays attention to what she says. She's kinda like casper, a rachet Casper.
by durtysanch January 1, 2015
(noun) The mischievous sexual act of a male ejaculating on to a woman's face while it is covered with her own hair, thus creating the image of a hairy ghost. A move best utilized when the woman does not want or expect it.
My boyfriend just gave me a hairy casper...thats the fifth time I'll have to shower today.
My boyfriend thought the salon gave me a cheap dye job so he gave me a hairy casper.
I ran out of hair gel, so i got my boyfriend to give me a hairy casper.
She escaped from my alligator fuckhouse, so i had to punish her with the hairy casper.
My girl tried to scream, but since i had just given her the hairy casper, all i heard were the bubbles.
My boyfriend thought the salon gave me a cheap dye job so he gave me a hairy casper.
I ran out of hair gel, so i got my boyfriend to give me a hairy casper.
She escaped from my alligator fuckhouse, so i had to punish her with the hairy casper.
My girl tried to scream, but since i had just given her the hairy casper, all i heard were the bubbles.
by bswizzle September 8, 2008
In the shower standing behind your significant other you pee on their legs and/or feet without their knowledge; often while their washing their hair.
by Mstankie69 April 26, 2010
(noun)
plural noun: Casper breaths
When you, someone, or something lets out a shaky breath. Derived from the sounds of my cat named Casper when I put him against my ear. He breaths... in Casper.
plural noun: Casper breaths
When you, someone, or something lets out a shaky breath. Derived from the sounds of my cat named Casper when I put him against my ear. He breaths... in Casper.
by Sh0tgunn January 19, 2020
by weasial October 4, 2015